this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2023
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[–] redballooon@lemm.ee 94 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Uh.. What a long winded intro to a nsfw dad joke

[–] vodka@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago

Welcome to greentext

[–] bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] wabafee@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

1 horse is still probably stuck on anon's ass.

[–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

if you take off your blindfold at the horse #3, I think you got exactly what you wanted so far.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Counting my blessings cause that combination of title and picture could have gone much worse

[–] hydroel@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

I don't think it could have gone much horse

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 1 year ago

Disgusting. How can I get her address?

He's become one of the now five horsemen.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Could be worse, she could have not trimmed her nails first

[–] Stewbs@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I wonder if he herd them going in....

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago