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Grimes, whose legal name is Claire Boucher, filed a petition to establish a parental relationship in San Francisco Superior Court on Friday.

*Lay down with billionaire nazi fascist dogs ....... wake up with fleas, and without your own children

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[–] Hegar@kbin.social 213 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I just hope the courts will consider what's best for Techno Mechanicus.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 155 points 1 year ago (8 children)

X Æ A-12 and Exa Dark Sideræl Musk.

Not even joking.

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 121 points 1 year ago

They both need to lose custody based on those names

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Neither is Hegar. That's their secret 3rd kid. They're so stupid.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was making so much fun of the two kids names I completely missed the third kid lol

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 year ago

Yeah, you and his parents.

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[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Isn’t there laws against names like this?

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[–] Alterforlett@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wait, no joke? Ræl is not a very nice thing to call someone in Norwegian

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Your honor, my client promises to beseech the machine spirit and raise little Syntax Error here under the cult of Mars.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 19 points 1 year ago

The Omnissiah is pleased.

[–] moog@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

syntax error 💀

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[–] Zellith@kbin.social 106 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Imagine admitting you let Elon Musk put his penis inside you.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He has been known to just use artificial insemination. Perhaps she didn't have his penis in her. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

IVF. No physical contact necessary.

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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 102 points 1 year ago (5 children)

She slept with him.

Eeeww.

[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There’s three of them that apparently did. Triple ew.

I'd sleep with the Mucinex germ for that amount of money

[–] StarkillerX42@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Her name is literally Grimes

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Look Grimey here has made a few mistakes, and who hasn't, but it's not like she slept with musk

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[–] TrismegistusMx@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Correction: She was impregnated by him. I'm sure there were scientists and sycophants involved.

[–] Erasmus@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don’t forget the tech priests murmuring their chants and waving incense during the entire copulation ceremony.

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[–] BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

She slept at him.

No one sleeps with Elon but Elon.

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[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 92 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Every picture of Grimes I've ever seen looks like someone tried to draw Madonna from memory.

[–] figjam@midwest.social 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Grimes is 35 trying to look 22. Madonna is 65 but as the "Queen of pop" tries very hard to look however young she can. There are similarities.

[–] crawley@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yo why are we making fun of the way someone looks who's just trying to see her own children, instead of the nutjob who's keeping them from her?

[–] Astroturfed@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

She's also a psychopath who had multiple kids with him... she's not a some victim.

[–] crawley@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True, and none of that is relevant to her appearance.

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[–] Shritish@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Drawing attention to people's appearances distracts from things that are truly worth criticizing, like shitty decision making. Also, it doesn't actually make them look bad. It makes you look bad.

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[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (3 children)

More people should really read what Musk's first wife said about him.

https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/

Getting with someone who says "I'm the alpha in this relationship" is probably not a good idea.

[–] hardly_alex@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Elon made it clear that he did not want to talk about Nevada's death. I didn't understand this, just as he didn't understand why I grieved openly, which he regarded as "emotionally manipulative."

Holy hell.

[–] hazeebabee 21 points 1 year ago

That was a super interesting read. Its amazing she can be so polite when talking about him, i guess time and perspective can do that.

Also for anyone curious, the post nup did not hold up. Justine gets 20k monthly plus an unspecified alimony, in addition to the 15 million she got at the time of the divorce.

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Holy fuck he's a monster. Like we all knew he's bad but holy fuck.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

She wrote this in 2010, when he was still at the peak of his popularity and made his cameo in Iron Man, and this article did little to his public image.

Turns out he was just really good at taking credit for other people's work and the mask finally started slipping.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Weird to think that she actually lived with Racist Uncle Elon for all those years before he gave up pretending and just had that as his public persona.

[–] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She’s probably racist too.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 19 points 1 year ago

That moment when you're just trying to convince yourself.

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 42 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Musk and Grimes first had a son together, named X Æ A-12, and then a daughter born via surrogate in 2021 named Exa Dark Sideræl Musk. They refer to them as "X" and "Y."

At this point I'm convinced there should be a test you take before the court allows you to procreate. Now hear me out, cause I know how it sounds. But maybe it can be a very simple test, with just one question: "do you plan to put more thought into naming your children than a junior dev does into naming their variables?"

[–] NuPNuA@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

I've always assumed those lists of approved names some countries had where a bit xenophobic, but it turns out they were just protecting themselves from tech bros.

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I just can't give Musk any energy anymore. Delete Twitter, y'all, and if we ignore him enough he'll go away.

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[–] Wooshock@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Grimes looks like she just feasted on a dozen raw baby hearts before taking this photo

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