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[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 41 points 1 year ago (5 children)

What's "Fuck the time of day, I'm having fries and ketchup for breakfast" count as

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you my wife? I didn't know you were on Lemmy.

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your wife has good taste in breakfast food

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She also recommends a patty melt for breakfast.

[–] TheYear2525@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On rye with thousand island?

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Corporatism, assuming you got 'em from Mickey Dee's

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn, that's an ice-cold assumption. I make my fries in a home deep fryer, like any civilized soul.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn't I call 'em chips if I was?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You tell me.

Reheated pizza on a microwave gang here.

[–] onichama@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

uhh somewhere between communism and anarchy?

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where do us soylent enjoyers rest, on this scale?

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is that the tablespoon of powder on the far right?

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some of the products it may be used with could be a powder but that's a meth pipe.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Lol I thought it was protein powder or something.

[–] billygoat@catata.fish 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At first I thought it was a scoop of ice cream. Nope, crack pipe.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Paleo communism 🤝Paleo conservatism

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Death to processed food! Liberate the world from simple carbohydrates!

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[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm an Adderall and Jameson man, myself.

[–] VonCesaw@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Radical Centrism, get 'em boys

[–] who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

1000% more accurate than a PCM

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

anarchism

conservatism

Balkans_IRL

[–] Razzazzika@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you, I take my Adderall with my energy drink.

[–] SameOldJorts@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Luckily my adderall is IR so I can claim leftist ideals 😌

"Hyperracist neo-reactionary"

That's new to me, I'm going to have to remember that for later

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

croissants are taking years off my life but damn they are the shit

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

When I didn't work from home in the mornings, I would regularly get a sausage croissant sandwich for breakfast from the Hardees down the road from where I work and damn was that good despite it being a disappointment in terms of what could be considered croissants. I'm probably better off working from home mornings.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apparently nobody eats pancakes for breakfast.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pancakes are universally agreed upon to be acceptable breakfast, so it wasn't on the image.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn't the same apply to waffles?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Certainly not. What are you, an AnCap?

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Who doesn't think waffles are a breakfast food?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Filthy right-wingers.

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[–] MartinXYZ@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I'm a Dane living in Denmark, a social democracy at it's core. I eat oatmeal with milk most mornings. I'm also a very left leaning atheist but I love a full English every once in a while.

[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Lux communism it is. Now to look up what it is.

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Fully Automated Luxury Communism. It's not too bad and idea if not a touch overly idealistic

It's AFAIK democratic communism.

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[–] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Ah, Green Party voter.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Looks up the best breakfast to see if the meme got it right

Oh HELL no! I'd rather never eat ANY form of breakfast again than devolve back to Christianity! 😄

[–] rynzcycle@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I felt kinda left out when someone posted, "Your wake-up juice defines you". Thank you for making me feel included again (I'm Socialism).

I'm also unhealthy, but I'm working on it and getting better.

[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

Coke fiend

That explains a lot.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Where's the biscuits and gravy also fully automated luxury gay space communism

[–] CheezyWeezle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok wtf this is literally spot on, my work supplies breakfast and it's always different but my two staples are a monster (usually the zero ultra, too...) and stepping outside to hit my vape...

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