What's "Fuck the time of day, I'm having fries and ketchup for breakfast" count as
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2023
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Are you my wife? I didn't know you were on Lemmy.
Your wife has good taste in breakfast food
She also recommends a patty melt for breakfast.
Corporatism, assuming you got 'em from Mickey Dee's
Damn, that's an ice-cold assumption. I make my fries in a home deep fryer, like any civilized soul.
Oh, you're British.
Wouldn't I call 'em chips if I was?
You tell me.
Reheated pizza on a microwave gang here.
uhh somewhere between communism and anarchy?
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Where do us soylent enjoyers rest, on this scale?
Is that the tablespoon of powder on the far right?
Oh, honey...
Some of the products it may be used with could be a powder but that's a meth pipe.
Lol I thought it was protein powder or something.
At first I thought it was a scoop of ice cream. Nope, crack pipe.
Paleo communism 🤝Paleo conservatism
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Death to processed food! Liberate the world from simple carbohydrates!
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I'm an Adderall and Jameson man, myself.
Radical Centrism, get 'em boys
1000% more accurate than a PCM
anarchism
conservatism
Balkans_IRL
Jokes on you, I take my Adderall with my energy drink.
Luckily my adderall is IR so I can claim leftist ideals 😌
"Hyperracist neo-reactionary"
That's new to me, I'm going to have to remember that for later
croissants are taking years off my life but damn they are the shit
When I didn't work from home in the mornings, I would regularly get a sausage croissant sandwich for breakfast from the Hardees down the road from where I work and damn was that good despite it being a disappointment in terms of what could be considered croissants. I'm probably better off working from home mornings.
Apparently nobody eats pancakes for breakfast.
Pancakes are universally agreed upon to be acceptable breakfast, so it wasn't on the image.
Wouldn't the same apply to waffles?
Certainly not. What are you, an AnCap?
Who doesn't think waffles are a breakfast food?
Filthy right-wingers.
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I'm a Dane living in Denmark, a social democracy at it's core. I eat oatmeal with milk most mornings. I'm also a very left leaning atheist but I love a full English every once in a while.
Lux communism it is. Now to look up what it is.
Fully Automated Luxury Communism. It's not too bad and idea if not a touch overly idealistic
It's AFAIK democratic communism.
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yogurt & granola gang
Ah, Green Party voter.
Looks up the best breakfast to see if the meme got it right
Oh HELL no! I'd rather never eat ANY form of breakfast again than devolve back to Christianity! 😄
I felt kinda left out when someone posted, "Your wake-up juice defines you". Thank you for making me feel included again (I'm Socialism).
I'm also unhealthy, but I'm working on it and getting better.
Coke fiend
That explains a lot.
Where's the biscuits and gravy also fully automated luxury gay space communism
Ok wtf this is literally spot on, my work supplies breakfast and it's always different but my two staples are a monster (usually the zero ultra, too...) and stepping outside to hit my vape...
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