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[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Handjobs in public are now Boeberts. This is canon.

[–] Rayspekt@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

I urge you to Boebert my Robert.

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is that where she blows vape smoke on your junk while you get a trashy handy in public?

[–] xc2215x@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

A Boebert ? Quite the term.

[–] Ghost33313@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I prefer the term Beetle-juicing it.

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

That feels very fitting.

[–] bruhsus@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This isn't funny, it's just a lazy attempt at topical humor

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How's this one for you, chief?

this one

[–] bruhsus@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's better because it's a joke. It's pretty funny too

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🙌 everyone is happy 🙌

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Give this man the nobel peace prize right now.

[–] Veraticus@lib.lgbt 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Surprising, it seems like a lemmynsfw.com person would've enjoyed this.

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

who needs jokes when you've got photos of celebrity tiddies

[–] bruhsus@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 year ago

Probably my misspent childhood watching the only broadcast TV channel we got, which meant shit like Murphy Brown where entire episodes were just

"words words words words words words Bob Dole"
*laugh track*
"Oh yeah? Well, words words words words Saddam Hussein"
*laugh track*
"Hey guys, did you hear about words words words 'read my lips, no new taxes'?"
*laugh track*

[–] bermuda@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

careful lads the joke police are here

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

This wouldn't be the first time a representative was shamed in slang. I remember the first time I felt Santorum for myself.