Why does he have a slash in between C# and C++? Those languages are unrelated except in the philosophical sense.
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What do you mean? I also put Java / Javascript as they are clearly related.
Normally, when I see something like "C/C++" it means that there's a significant overlap between the two languages, so knowledge of one implies or coincides with knowledge of the other. But C# and C++ are very different languages, and while you could argue that there's some sense in which they're related, it isn't much of one. If you're going to list "C#/C++" then you could just as well put "Java/C#", or "C++/Rust".
You could reasonably use C/Rust and C/Haskell to say that you have mastered the fields of unsafe and GHC.Prim.
C#, though? C#/Java would make sense given that they're the same language with slightly different Syntax.
I think that’s the joke
Hadoop is in the list twice. Which makes it both a Pokémon and a technology!
I see 7.
ditto, sawk, vulpix, feebas, onyx, ekans, metapod
Also he lists hadoop twice
Edit: I see I also made the onyx/onix mistake that someone made in this thread.
Hadooplicated
You missed shiny.
Is shiny a Pokemon? Shinx is one.
It's a variation of Pokemon. Shiny Pokemon are different colors than the regular ones.
Yes, but it's still not a Pokemon by itself.
I see 3.
Two are also coding things 😐
One is also the name of a ransomware attack, so I'm assuming that's the one you're talking about lol
I count 7 at least.
spoiler
ditto, sawk, vulpix, feebas, onyx, ekans, metapod
fickle me, I don't know programming languages or Pokémon!
autocorrect has fickle'd me in the ass
autocorrect has fickle'd me in the ass
This caught me off guard and made me laugh. I needed that right now, so uh. Thanks for getting fickle'd?
Me too. I think fickle’d just made it into my vocabulary 😂
This is one for the meme history books, glad to come across this classic again!
Pyspark, Numpy, and Krebase really ought to be.
Pandas.
Why would a recruiter know about all the technologies? He knows what technology is required for a given position and doesn't care about all the other stuff in your profile.
Old but gold
At this point, if any of your recruiters mistake them for Pokemon the moral thing for them to do is to resign and just put you have their job