this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2023
819 points (98.6% liked)

memes

10334 readers
1528 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/AdsNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.

Sister communities

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
all 37 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a microwave built in 1983. During a lightning storm a few years ago the little buzzer thing crapped out and now it's so quiet you can only hear it go off if you're standing right next to it and there's no other noises in the room.

Imma gonna cry when that thing finally bites the big one.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What a little tank, still working after 40 years!

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ya I'm super impressed with it. I bought it second hand in 1992, and the only thing I've ever done is replace the light once when it burned out in 1998 or so.

Meanwhile my ex mother-in-law goes through a microwave every couple years.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meanwhile my ex mother-in-law goes through a microwave every couple years.

Why? What breaks there? Microwaves are forever products generally.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They don't always die in the same fashion, one smoked out, one just simply quit responding, one the screen died etc.

Doesn't help that she buys the cheaper ones though either, but I've seen several other people who've had theirs die as well even though they'd paid more than hers while mine has been gong strong for years through over 10 moves, 2 kids, and countless lightning storms.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They don't always die in the same fashion, one smoked out, one just simply quit responding, one the screen died etc.

First is cat in the bag, others seem to be perfectly working with dead control logic - repairable. Magnetrons(radio-emitting food-heating job-doing thing) are very reliable. My direct relatives have 3 microwaves in different locations: two bought between 1990-2005 and one bought between 2009-2013. All are working, one of them had mica plate replaced a few times.

If you sure you will never leave microwave on and not afraid of it looking kolhozno(I think closet thing is redneck engieneered), then you can replace control logic with switch and relay.

[–] kratoz29@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

!buyitforlife@sh.itjust.works material perhaps?

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Buy it for life people (or at least the subreddit) have two types of reactions. Either "That thing hasn't been made in x years nobody can buy this anymore but thanks for rubbing it in" or "You've only had that for x years how do you know it's truly bifl?"

But still I love the idea of overengineered, well built stuff. The things that go from new to old and out of style and full circle back to based

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It shouldn't surprise me there's a sub for that here too. I guess maybe I should take a pic of the old nuker and stick it up there, but then I'd have to clean it first... (I've been lazy the last little while.)

Edit: ah nevermind, "not for antiques that have survived the ages and can no longer be acquired." This thing is an old Panasonic "The Genius" microwave that probably hasn't been sold in 30+ years now. They still sell a "Genius" line of microwave, but they've changed a fair bit.

[–] kratoz29@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn, I wasn't aware of that rule, maybe worth it for another community 😅

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

Retrogear probably. Makes sense to exclude stuff like that from buyforlife since there a good chance it’s survivorship bias to have lasted this long.

There does seem to be a steady quality drop in consumer goods. Yes they are more affordable, but also seem to have shorter and shorter warranties and lifespans that more than makes up for it. (See our 4 year dishwasher, 5 year LG fridge, the plethora of 5-7year water heaters (they used to be 20 year replacement items)). It’s really frustrating.

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My fucking microwave gives a sound after like every minute after food is microwaved, but not taken out. JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH UP STUFF

That's evil. It's not like it's getting more cooked by sitting there.

You know, regular ovens should really do that instead.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ours is like every 15 seconds, and it beeps 3 times every time.

[–] naticus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I need to know this brand and never ever buy it.

Frigidaire?

Mine does this, and ALSO continues beeping for a few seconds after you open the door if you're not fast enough to stop it before it starts.

[–] hark@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Won't it beep if you press the stop button? I suppose that's better than the multiple beeps of the finished signal. Even better, first thing I do with a new microwave is figure out how to turn off the sound. Obnoxiously loud beeps and obnoxiously bright LEDs are such common annoyances in appliances. I wish they'd design away from those or at least always provide options to reduce/remove them.

[–] AsimovsRobot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Opening the door before the timer hits 00:00 actually shortens the lifespan of your appliance. Watched a video on it by a repairman.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Letting it beep while Im staring at it shortens my lifespan

[–] akincisor@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

That's why you hit cancel first.

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Google the make and model of the microwave and how to silence, most have a key combo to mute all the sound

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone -4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My microwave has a mute button. Maybe don't buy the cheapest one?

[–] Rambi@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe you should mute yourself

[–] CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works -5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Your microwave is probably from China and tracks how much you use it...

Does such a comment really need the /s?

[–] Rambi@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

The damn CCP better not be trying to find out how long I microwave my microwave popcorn

[–] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The 5G nanobots must be real!!!!! /s