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[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 152 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] dmonzel@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Beat me to it by mere minutes.

Also, fuck Steven “Emotional Abuser” Chowder.

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

the poster child for all screaming, pants-wetting Momma's Boys

[–] Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is he an ass? The name sounds sort of familiar, but I don't know who this dude is.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes. Yes he is. I didn't realize that meme was him. Now I'm retroactively pissed.

[–] Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website 15 points 1 year ago

Damn, I just know the meme. This is why we can't have nice things.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His sole piece of merchandise reads "Socialism Is For F*gs." Asterisk included.

He claims it says "figs." Because he's an idiot, and he thinks you are too.

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[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Is there a meme generator for this?

[–] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We can only hope someone will make one using this, I (like many) hate the guy in the original picture from this post.

[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I really need to get back into webdev

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[–] Boi@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago

No, he does not. He doesn't even deserve to be remembered at all.

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[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The Earth First faction would totally gaslight everyone about the existence of the Borg.

The Borg?! Ha! Yet another radical leftist Federation boogeyman! I'll bet credits to navy beans that it's just an excuse to expand Starfleet and take away your phasers! Wolf 359 was an inside job! But in case you do get infected with nanoprobes be sure to buy my Ivermectin^TM brand purity pills, only 4 bars of Gold Pressed Latinum!

[–] Plibbert@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

Lol that just made me realize the terrorist group from enterprise was called Terra Prime. Damnit how did I not see it!

[–] AlteredStateBlob@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Depressingly accurate

[–] Poob@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] hoch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I'd rather not

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[–] yumcake@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In my headcanon, the Borg eventually reach a truce with the Federation, and over time eventually become full-fledged members of the Federation. That's CRAZY right?...Is it? I mean, the Federation warred with the Klingons and Romulans, and look how those relationships changed over time.

How about the Borg's willingness to join? What we've been seeing over the years is that the Borg adapt. Their willingness to adapt had been established from their very introduction as a faceless hive-mind. Over the course of the franchise, they've experimented with individuality with Locutus, Borg Queens, becoming so infatuated with individuality that they even dispatched 7 of 9 to live amongst Starfleet to investigate directly, and then instead of efficiently assimilating her to gain her knowledge, they choose not to re-assimilate her so that they could ask her about that experience and avoid corrupting that knowledge via assimilation. Why is the Borg so interested? The Borg found that Federation individuality had repeatedly repelled Borg invasions when Borg calculations indicated that they should have won, and even after re-adjusting for past failures, the Borg still found themselves stymied in encounters with Starfleet. The Borg were even saved from total extinction by the ingenuity of individual creativity and a temporary alliance with a Starfleet ship. That is a huge motivator for the Borg to re-assess their approach and look for a new way to adapt to prevent their vulnerability to a similar event in the future.

Would the Federation be open to it? Like I said, they've allied with past enemies before. Ex-Borg members of Voyager served with distinction. Borg tech has proven invaluable to Voyager's return. Most importantly, Borg Drones are not undead zombies! Assimilation is a reversible condition, and that means that instead of hating the Borg for killing their loved ones, the Borg ARE their loved ones. Moreover, Borg assimilation is a weapon of mass diplomacy. Chakotay found that the hive-mind allowed warring alpha-quadrant races to all live in harmony in the Delta Quadrant, and losing access to the hive-mind allowed their old destructive conflicts to creep back in, and ultimately they reinstated a local hive-mind to regain peace. Chakotay joined that hivemind and came away from it with unparalleled understanding and empathy for the other members of the collective, and an overall positive experience, and he disconnected with immediate recovery and no ill-effects!

That is a game-changer, it allows the Starfleet to show up on the door of a new alien race, and those aliens would naturally be cautious, suspicious, mistrustful of the Federation's intentions. First contact is extremely dangerous. An alliance with the Borg could allow Starfleet to establish first contact by saying, "We come in peace", assimilating the alien envoy, and then the alien representatives would know that Starfleet truly and honestly means to "come in peace", casting aside all suspicion of ulterior motives. Starfleet then disconnects the alien envoy from the local hivemind, and then those envoys can go home and sing Starfleet's virtues to the rest of their race.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

So basically kidnapping and brainwashing them into believing we are good?

Yeah, I doubt the Federation would be on board with that. They rather take the difficult route.

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would absolutely line up to be assimilated. I'd be guaranteed a job that mattered, I'd always be with family and friends, I'd be part of a group that was always working towards a common goal, and I'd be happy; the borg that are disconnected from the collective are clearly deeply distressed by the experience. Plus, I'd be stronger and more capable as a borg than I can even imagine right now.

As long as people are making the choice to join the collective, why is it anyone else's business?

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Assimi-milation!

What a wonderful phrase

Assimi-milation!

Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries

For the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy

Assimi-milation!

[–] TheYear2525@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lemmy is better than Reddit because people here take the time to use the right number of syllables.

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean.. a transhumanist collective sounds like a better deal than Capitalism

[–] victron@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Beam me in, Scotty!

[–] teft@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago

I am Excretus of Borg

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait no. You guys aren't supposed to be excited about it.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] laminam@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don’t tell me how to live my life

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wasn't being part of the collective "eternal suffering"? I know that's not far from average life, but at least I can hope life will get better.

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