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Can they rush in after the first two words, before you say "not"? Can they enter if they stuff their ears before they hear the final word?

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[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 16 points 12 hours ago

"You mayn't."

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 9 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

A vampire mesmerizing a victim into allowing entry always felt like cheating to me

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Yes, that would be cheating.

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Isn't that the entire reason behind the rule, so that they could write a way for the vampires to circumvent it. They established a fake rule that never used to exist and then proceeded to prop it up over and over until the reader believed it to be law, and then when they least expected it, it was dashed to pieces in an instant.

Of course it's cheating, but cheating at what exactly? Cheating at a rule that never even used to exist, was written specifically to later be broken in that very same book. It's like any puzzle design in writing, like murder mystery, they usually create the puzzle backwards by thinking of fun solutions to problems they could then create to lead there.

[–] big_fat_fluffy@leminal.space 7 points 10 hours ago

The statement is more of a ritual appliance. I think the intent is key.

[–] Toes@ani.social 2 points 8 hours ago

This is vampire propaganda.

You're already at their mercy if they are talking to you.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

They're fast, faster than you can imagine, don't look away and don't blink. Blink and you're dead.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] teletext@reddthat.com 12 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

That's quite impolite, isn't it?

[–] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 16 points 12 hours ago

"Vell, you didn't have to be rude about it."

[–] Vanth@reddthat.com 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Let's not victim blame the vampire prey now. They do not owe a blood-sucking villain their time nor respect.

Thats why you summon Abraham Lincoln, the Vampire Hunter

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Yes. This happened to my cousin Ronny. He's undead now.

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Similar question, what if you retract the invite after they've already entered the home?

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago

First of all, why would you fuck around with a vampire? Second, don't try a not joke with them. I think if you wait to long between the "you may" and the "....NOT!", you're fucked.

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