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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/23134973

And black gloves of course

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[–] don@lemm.ee 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

3-hole is for robbing physical banks, everyone knows this.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But then how will I eat my cheetos?

[–] don@lemm.ee 7 points 4 days ago

lol chopsticks obv

[–] SaintWacko 10 points 4 days ago

Exactly. Hacking requires fingerless black gloves

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Uj/ pro tip: wear a Single eye slit because if it's cold enough to wear a balaclava then I don't want to leave my lips out in the elements to get chapped and also it's easier to wear sunglasses with

[–] deus@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What if it's not cold but you still wanna look like a proper hacker?

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Just use black shoe polish

[–] manicdave@feddit.uk 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I prefer an oversized black hoodie and a spotlight positioned to only reveal my chin

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I too like the oversized hoodie. While the spotlighted chin is tasteful, I really enjoy setting up a projector to project the code i'm hacking directly onto my face.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Sunglasses that reflect my code.

[–] Beryl@jlai.lu 9 points 4 days ago

Aren't the hoodie and fingerless gloves the traditional garments for this type of endeavour ?

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I think the one without the mouth hole is better

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 6 points 4 days ago

Just realised that my home office is so fucking frigid that I would be justified working on the computer in one of these.

As forthe question... Left. I'm trying to eat less anyway.

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

3 holes but not for hacking rather for fighting for a free and united Ireland.

Tiocfaidh ar la!

car bomb

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 days ago

3 hole, how else do you Baja blast?

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

I'd prefer fingertip-less gloves, my hands get soooo cold versus the rest of my body when I'm in my poorly insulated office.

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Mouth hole feels weird when it rubs against my lips, and not having one means people can't see when I make kissy faces at them so I can do it as much as I want. It's worth having to smell my own breath, I think

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 3 points 4 days ago

Three hole, to avoid fogging up my glasses.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

Slit for hacking, holes for unifying the 32 counties

[–] YottaDren@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

3 hole to sip that mountain dew obvi

[–] peto@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago

This is the way.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

I said in the other thread… GENTLEMEN