Would you like a stroke?
Say what?
Would you like a pizza with a side of stroke hun?
Nah, but can I get it will a double pounder heart attack? And a side of diarrhea? I'm trying to keep my height to weight ratio.
this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2024
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I’d hork down a barrel of sketchy dicks before I’d let this abomination inside of me.
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Mayon-egg
I'm the one to do gross shit like dip a dill pickle in mayonnaise at 3am, and even this looks objectively horrifying to me
Heart disease
I don't think it's any less healthy than ordinary pizza. Just tastes like trash.
Cheddar has more calories and fat than mozzarella. It's also more processed and has more additives.
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The American Cheese with Pizza
Honestly this doesn't sound like it would taste all that bad. Thick crust, tomato sauce, green bell pepper, fried salami, and Velveeta cheese? That's gonna be pretty tasty. Calling it pizza might be the biggest issue, maybe something like open faced pepper sandwich would be better.
I mean, you just described a thick crust hot pocket. Which isn't bad. It ain't good, but it ain't bad.
Pretty much, any combination of bread, cheese, and tomato sauce is edible. The salami is just there for texture
I bet you also think health insurance CEOs are hard working, upstanding members of the community.
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that tweet reply is just 👄🤌
It's ok. Our fellow Americans just don't understand the meaning of the word pizza.
-- yurobro
There are appropriate uses of government cheese product. This is absolutely not one of them.