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Marcus, from Tottenham, North London, had been enjoying a holiday with his parents when he met a fellow Brit at the same hotel. A holiday fling sparked and the pair spent time together until the girl, also from London, flew back to Britain.

In Dubai, if an adult has a sexual relationship with a person under 18, they can be prosecuted for having a sexual relationship with a minor. The relationship would be legal in the UK.

Marcus and his parents were set to fly back shortly after - but their plans were thrown into chaos when police knocked on their hotel room door. The "terrified" teenager was then reportedly hauled in for questioning without any explanation and held at the Al Barsha Police Station, DID said. He spent three days there, during which time he was not allowed to make a phone call or speak with his parents, it is claimed.

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[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 286 points 1 week ago (9 children)

You Europeans really gotta stop vacationing in fucking Dubai, there are way cooler places to fly to.

[–] Woht24@lemmy.world 151 points 1 week ago (7 children)

It's fucking Dubai.. Why would you want to go there?

A monument to man's arrogance, literal slaves, rampant misogyny, homophobia Yada Yada. Terrifying laws based on ultra conservative religions. Routinely one of the hottest places in the world and extremely expensive.

Just fucking why?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 25 points 1 week ago

My guess is that the bri'ish family is either composed of rich assholes wanting to show off they're rich, or of scammers that still haven't got caught. Seriously, that city is a magnet for scammers to spend money on.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because for some people those are features.

[–] Woht24@lemmy.world -1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But for people who those are features, they are very likely to be Muslim or at the least Arabic and therefore, probably somewhat similar to their home.

I'm saying for a westerner, to think you can go the and have a great time safely, you're deluded.

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But for people who those are features, they are very likely to be Muslim or at the least Arabic

Uh, I don't think so. Perhaps very specifically the religious laws, but besides that you don't have to look far among westerners to find those for whom...

man’s arrogance, literal slaves, rampant misogyny, homophobia [...] one of the hottest places in the world and extremely expensive

... are rather a nice prospect, actually.

[–] Woht24@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This place is so backwards.

Let's look the past the fact you're a moron, attempting to make a point on behalf of your brother's in christ, the gays.

And let's dive in.

Are there homophobic and misogynistic westerners who like slaves? Absolutely.

Now have a think how many of them also like Muslims and the middle east and want to go to a Muslim country with no alcohol that judges them?

Sshhhhhhh child, no more talking.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 days ago

Lmao the "shh child" such a bad boy

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[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

100%, I hated every minute of my layover wandering that shit-quality SimCity attempt, the bubble popped real fast once I talked to some locals.

I can't wait for the sand to bury that cruel slave labor shitberg.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The only good reason to be there is a connecting flight

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[–] JasminIstMuede@lemmy.blahaj.zone 276 points 1 week ago (14 children)

I will never understand why this place is idolized by so many people...

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

Along with what everyone else said, it's basically Las Vegas without the casinos and the booze, and with a beach.

If you don't care about politics, gambling or drinking, it's another theme park for adults.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 129 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Or why you'd even vacation there. How tf did they convince people to vacation in a desert?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

FOMO. makes it seem exclusive. For whatever reason at least 50% of humans are just wired to want to feel better than everyone else. The actual experience itself doesn't matter as long as they can brag about it knowing that others weren't able to achieve it. Dubai literally has ice shipped in from melting glaciers so that rich people can put it into their drink https://arcticice.ae/

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Seriously, it’s like worse Vegas, and I don’t like Vegas at all

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[–] Sakychu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you are talking about social media it is likely that they aren't allowed to post something negative about the country or else you can be fined. If you are working as an influncer in Dubai you'll need to obtain an license which regulates what you can post but you basically pay no income taxes

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[–] sensiblepuffin@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

For the Middle East, it's relatively progressive, from what I understand. That being said, that's a low low bar.

[–] Nanook@lemm.ee 34 points 1 week ago

I first thought you wrote “from the Middle East” yeah no. Dubai is Saudi Arabia with better PR.

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[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 137 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Fuck Dubai.

Signed me, who grew up there.

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[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 124 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dubai is a terrible place. People need to stop going there.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I even worry about transiting places like this.

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[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 83 points 1 week ago (16 children)

Hard to feel sorry about anyone travelling to Dubai.

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[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 60 points 1 week ago (15 children)

I'm curious how the authorities were even aware of this occurring. The article says they were on holiday, so it's not like there was much time. How did anyone notice their ages? Was it just fishing for a charge because of unrelated reasons?

[–] ByteOnBikes 83 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Either

  1. They're always watching. I'm in tech and was taught in my security training - when traveling to countries with extremely strong surveillance, assume you are bugged. Family could be high valued and they wanted something from the parents. Probably a bit too tinfoil hat.

  2. Vengeance girl's parents could be assholes/racist. As a dude, Ive had my share of "mommy & daddy doesn't like me for taking their precious flower". Multiplier in effect if they have a problem that I'm a PoC.

[–] Dashmezzo@lemm.ee 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It was the mother of the girl. She got back to the UK found out about the boy and contacted the Dubai authorities. Apparently the girl was days off her 18th birthday too. It was in the news report when he was originally arrested.

Wrecked a young man’s life for some bullshit reason.

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[–] Buelldozer@lemmy.today 23 points 1 week ago

You already know that Mommy phoned it in but after reading several articles I'm going to guess she did it because her family is Muslim. According to another article his family knew about it but didn't care however she was hiding it from her family because they were "quite strict".

I won't discount racist assholes of course but you'd have to be SERIOUSLY over the top to know about this law in Dubai, let alone be willing to make an international phone call to the Dubai police about it. This smacks of religiously motivated behavior.

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[–] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Did you read the article?

The girls mother reported him to the Dubai police.

Hopefully her identity is revealed to the public and she faces some consequences for her actions. Maybe it's already been leaked or released elsewhere, but it wasn't in that article.

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[–] atro_city@fedia.io 44 points 1 week ago

I won't say I'll never go to Dubai, but I will say I'll do my best to never end up there.

[–] Zexks@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sry no sympathies. You vacation in a religiously oppressive hell hole this is what you get. Stay the fuck out of Dubai.

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Okay look. This dude is 18. His brain isn't fully developed, he didn't even graduate from high school yet, his hormones are out of control, and he has a penis.

If you still can't see why he wasn't thinking clearly, please read this article Teen Brain: Behavior, Problem Solving, and Decision Making from the American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry.

[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

No sympathies? He didn't choose where to vacation, his parents did. Should children pay for their parents' mistakes?

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