Homer Simpson: No you won't.
this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2024
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Do one a week and they'll get overwhelmed. They can't put all their resources into a dozen different manhunts each, by definition.
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they are so annoyed that they actually have to do any work because the subject was rich.
Just need to keep calling in with bogus tips. Say we saw him across the country.
I seent him in Bogota! I swears it!
That guy is Spartacus!
how about some totally true tips we saw him walk past nearby?
Limp dick regime goons aint got shit... and the long this goes, the more likely he will get away with it.
I hope all of these business "leadership" add this to their calculus when they fuck over paying customers to live large.
FAFO
"Why?"
50 years later they finally find him having lived a long fruitful life I'm Santa Monica as a smile model in Colgate commercials. Had 10 children with a beautiful model wife who loved him. Probably worked at the muffler shop for 20 years before discovering his Passion for photography.
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All this time and energy for this good guy, what a waste, fuck cops.
police are still searching for a motive as to why someone would kill Thompson.
Someone assassinates a legal serial killer, and cops are looking for a motive?
Wow, those hiring requirements that disqualify applicants if they have too high of an IQ is really working out well for the police force.
This is how I learn that Optum is a subsidiary. Even more apropos that this happened just before I took my wife to another chemo appointment at a facility that was recently bought by Optum ... two and a half weeks late because insurance dragged its feet on authorization.
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This reminds me of the kid from die hard 3 "look around all the cops are busy, it's christmas you could steal city hall"
Edit: Found it this one https://youtu.be/47YCsqVhgCQ