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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 45 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

The tower needs to be rotating too plz o.o

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

the whole room spins a little every time he scratches a disk

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fuck it, make the tower and disc stationary, spin the building and record/cd player around the disc.

I don't know how DJ shit works, isn't everything digital now? Are there just 'turntables' with a spinning circle that you fuck with?

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, most things are digital, but the still have digital turn tables, that can be used for scratching

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

Mostly digi, but there are still some die hard vinyl addicts, for example my favorite: DJ_Pygar (https://www.mixcloud.com/DJ_Pygar/). Of course with him, the turntable, and disc are still. He spins your MIND. (not really but I liked how that part sounds)

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The prisoners themselves are the tune. They would be electricuted if they go out of tune. This is recorded for all the viewers to see.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh Jesus. Oh fuck. Oh God. Please someone make this an indie lofi/hip-hop rhythm game. But pls add a "chill mode".

Instead of the prisoners randomly getting zapped, there is a Tesla coil on the top of the tower that powers the cells rotation. If you fuck up the rhythm the Tesla coil zaps a row of cells instead, and kills the prisoners until guards bring new ones in. (Refillable health). Zap all the cells before they refill with prisoners and it's game over.

[–] lud@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

And with one-way glass so the concert attendees never know in what direction the DJ is playing.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] comrade19@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

You never know whether the DJ is fist pumping at you or not, but maybe they are, so you're constantly feeling pumped up.

[–] londos@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

I've been on one of those! when it gets up to speed, you can stand up on the wall

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ODGreen 3 points 1 week ago

Sampling DJ Bentham

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This reminds me of a comic I drew during the Bush years about a "noise-ician" who had previously worked at DARPA developing sound-based-weaponry. I'd like to see his Panopticon set.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] raoul@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

🎶 I love democracy 🎶