Ranked competitive sex
this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2024
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No thanks, too many cheaters
This is gonna take a long time.
Didn't know it was so popular in South Korea
Shame it was censored
Nah man, I dont need kids with no life and jobs to out-sex me. My life is difficult as it is
Illinois
As an Illinoian, I am curious about Illinois sex. It also reminds me of a joke.
- Why does corn in Illinois lean east?
...Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows.
As an Illinoian, I am curious about Illinois sex.
Why? It's not like you're getting any!
That's not the point! Like what differentiates it? Just because the sex happened in Illinois? That's nothing special. What might make it special is pulling a Belmont transfer when she least expects it...like in the back of a Volkswagen...
Is it spoken "illi-noise" or "illi-noy"?
latter. same as Des Moines being pronounced "da-moyn"
And Des Plaines, La Salle Street... I always keep telling my husband, "no, that's not what it's called" and he keeps getting rationally mad.
If we're feeling the Indiana, there's always Terre Haute.
Terror Hoe?
Terra hoat but make the last t super soft
People who live there call it the latter.
Unless you're Sufjan Stevens. I'll give him a pass on that
I always interpreted that title as a bit of a joke about the way people mispronounce it.
Same. That's why there's a pass.
I like to pronounce it the first way, just because my dad is from Illinois and it annoys him.
because ill-annoys him
FTFY
Sweet home Chicago starts playing
Twice, slightly out of sync
Shit’s definitely going down in South Korea, but I don’t browse South Korean news frequently enough to be able to ascertain how fucked the situation is. It is, at least, 6/10 from my untrained eye. The leader of their country is using the military and police to prevent their equivalent to senators from voting
According to a professor I had in college, this isn't abnormal for South Korea. He fondly recollected his time spent rioting, and when he first learned how to make molotovs.
Apparently their politicians are all part of a small subset of people with close, personal connections and the Korean people have been pissed off about it for decades. And every leader of the last 40 years has been prosecuted, jailed, or killed themselves. Except one fella
Looked like a 9/10 there for a while but now it's at the very least down to a 7.
The leader of their country ~~is using the~~ military
tried. apparently unsuccessfully because they still voted his shit down.
This is like asking what the best chair is
Bus seat
Anti homeless bench
McDonald's seat
Comfy reclining massage chair
Illinois