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Da stompin' ground fer da dankest memes from da 41st millennium an' da Mortal Realms, right 'ere at yer central Waaagh! hub!


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[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 hours ago

Bad stereotype. Way too many of us are old grognards coming to the hobby as middle aged dads.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Just hit the gym until you have a physique like literally Superman, then become rich and famous. Oh, it also doesn't hurt to be incredibly masculine and handsome.

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 33 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Which leads to the juvenile but hugely entertaining question of "best/worst thing to yell while climaxing and trying to impregnate someone."

Personally, I'm torn between the simple "For the Emperor!" and "DakkaDakka!"

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 hours ago

We are the hammer!

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 21 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

"Waaaaaaagh"

"We can't hold em"

"I live again"

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I already think WAAAAAAGH too often and too quickly.

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

Hows the many kids?

[–] Rinox@feddit.it 7 points 10 hours ago

Yelling dakadakadaka while going back and forth would be hilarious

[–] clover 62 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Damn, that's going to be a very strong chin

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

She's got a sharper chin than Superman himself. How the hell is that even possible?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

That kid is going to be Captain Jezal dan Luthar.