this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2024
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Had one too many succulent Chinese meals...

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 55 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

For what? Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal?

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 27 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 17 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I see you know your judo well!

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 15 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Are you waiting to receive my limp penis ?!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

This still has me laughing after it was posted a month ago.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 42 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

So I ask the jury: are these the actions of a guy that really had ALL he can eat?

[–] ZeroCool 38 points 22 hours ago
[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 7 points 22 hours ago

Succulent judo.

It really was

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago

I WILL NOT BE BOUND BY THE CHAINS OF SOCIAL ACCEPTANCE! I WILL DEFY THE VERY SAME FOUNDATIONS OF MAN HUBRIS!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago