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RIP Bob (lemmy.world)
submitted 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Relax in peace. He's fine.

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[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 3 points 45 minutes ago

I hope you go to the toilet and stay there, for the rest of your life, with a stuck clinger that you can never shake off, no matter how hard you try.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 50 minutes ago

Did he fart?

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 1 points 53 minutes ago

Don’t scare me

[–] AsslessChaps@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 57 minutes ago

May your pillow always have two warm sides

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

No way he's 62

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 23 points 6 hours ago

May you consistently find yourself stuck behind slow walkers that always seem to weave in the direction you're trying to overtake them from

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 29 points 8 hours ago

I hope you get something sticky on your hands and have no opportunity to wash them.

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 41 points 9 hours ago

I hope you touch wet food from the sink

[–] randomaside@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 hours ago

Almost had a gd heart attack!

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 88 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Go stub your toe you bastard

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 75 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 19 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

There’s entire generations who think this meme is new because it’s so old that they’ve never seen it.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

New is the old new ❤️

[–] dharmacurious 4 points 6 hours ago

May you be constantly thirsty, but well hydrated all day.

[–] SauceBossSmokin@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

May everything you drink taste like ass, and that ass was filled with dead gerbils that died due to dysentery and that dysentery was caused by ingesting the asses of other dead gerbils.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

IDS (Imminent Death Syndrome) puts us all in an awkward position.

He could go at any moment... he's got entitilitus!

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 27 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Bob Odenkirk is not amused.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

According to Scott Aukerman, this is actually very representative of how Bob looks when he's reading over your comedy script before telling you it's not funny.

I think my favorite thing about Bob is how seriously he takes comedy.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I just saw my future.

One day (hopefully decades from now) I'll be browsing whatever the internet has become and I'll see this image with that bottom line crossed out. And that's how I'll learn he died.

Or you die first

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 7 points 10 hours ago

For a second I was upset that he was actually dead. I got got lol

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 10 hours ago

His name is Bob Odenkirk.
His name is Bob Odenkirk.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

RIP Bob

(he's just taking a nap)

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 hours ago

I couldn’t buy enough paper for the list of people I’d rather see die then Bob

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 7 points 11 hours ago
[–] obscur_e@lemm.ee 7 points 12 hours ago (10 children)
[–] Blackout@fedia.io 23 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Not many other shows can count a January 6th rioter as one of their main cast and writers.... but Mr. Show can!

"Jay Johnston known for his roles on Mr. Show, Bob's Burgers, and in the January 6th insurrection..."

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Was this the same bit as the used cock ring salesman bit or did Mr. Show have cock rings as a running gag?

I didn't see more than a handful of episodes due to not having cable at the time.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 8 points 11 hours ago

You can watch them all for free on the Internet archive: https://archive.org/details/Mr.ShowS01E01

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[–] squid_slime@lemm.ee 0 points 6 hours ago

🙃😕😟😭😒 ← my emotions illustrated through emojis.

[–] PetteriPano@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

RIP in peace, Bobby.

[–] Troubleinmind@lemmy.wtf 2 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

I apologize for nothing!

Sidenote, if you want to embed a gif into the comment section so it appears automatically use this. Note this works for all images, not just GIFs.

![](GIF-LINK-GOES-HERE)

It'll show up like this!

[–] Troubleinmind@lemmy.wtf 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

It never works for me! 😭

[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

You linked to https://tenor.com/mM6CjkwT9UX.gif, which didn't work.

Stamets linked to https://media1.tenor.com/m/n2hQ6Cmi7sIAAAAd/golden-girls-sophia.gif, which did work.

I suspect your problem is grabbing the wrong link from tenor.com, not with Lemmy markdown.

[–] Troubleinmind@lemmy.wtf 2 points 5 hours ago

Omg that was it! Thank you! 🥰

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Huh. It might be your instance that doesn't allow it

[–] Troubleinmind@lemmy.wtf 4 points 11 hours ago

Maybe? Or maybe I'm just technologically inept 🤷🏻‍♀️

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Hope he’s in a better place now, you will be missed Bob

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 10 hours ago

He might be in his living room enjoying himself. We miss you Bob.

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