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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 35 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Also if you hide behind cover for 5 seconds, all your wounds don't go away on their own

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

In the movies someone breaks their ankle and is limping around 5 minutes later. IRL you can't walk for 3 months, it takes 2 years to recover, and it's never the same again.

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago

Well, I could suspend my disbelief considering they are usually in a life or death situation and adrenaline being a thing that makes people do incredible feats.

[–] TwanHE@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Don't even need to break it, you can also just tear your ligaments slightly for the same effect. (Continuing to walk on it for a week and doing a 50km hike might not have helped my case tho)

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Just pick a religion that has respawns, duh.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Unfortunately none of them have any fast respawn servers. By the time the cooldown period ends, the war is already over.

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Damn. I assumed you could just pay to win. I'm pretty sure white goes first.

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Nah that's not the respawn period that's the early levelling, gotta unlock NG+ so you can skip the tutorial and get back to questing immediately.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

Be careful, some religions may give you gender dysphoria after you respawn

[–] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What if I lag out there, man? I'm fuckin' DEAD!

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I even heard there's no respawn points in RL

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago

Everybody knows you run faster with a knife

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago

Thank FUCK for that. Imagine being a depressed vet that decides to end it only to be respawned in battle

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

I keep trying to load the hot girl skin, but I'm still me...

How do I get my money back for these microtransactions?