I think it's HGH gut. Man's rich as hell, so of course he's going to pay for all the health and life-extending stuff he can get his hands on. Human growth hormone can combat aging, but it's not perfect.

HGH is known to be an effective generator of muscle mass, which is why it is so often a favorite for bodybuilders. However, there is a large concentration of growth hormone receptors in the large intestine, which can contribute to the intestine’s undesired growth. Specifically, this tends to occur when an individual uses illegal HGH without doctor supervision.

[–] MisterD@lemmy.ca 3 points 12 hours ago

Here I thought it was a colostomy bag

[–] leftytighty 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

His capacity for retaining and spewing shit has been exponentially growing as well. Coincidence?

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

One way or another: he's full of it.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Aka Rogan Gut

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 126 points 2 days ago (1 children)

[–] bigFab@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I came here specifically for this.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 97 points 2 days ago (5 children)

This is the real version, still slightly weird looking. Grabbed from this frame https://youtu.be/aFqjoCbZ4ik?t=146

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I can't really see the difference :S

[–] nepenthes@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

OP pic his gut sticks out to the point where it reaches the edge of the building in the background (top portion). Vid pic it doesn't reach.

original pic with lines drawn showing what I just wrote out

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Riches man in the world and he chooses to look like this?

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

He is a incel 4chan basement dweller, the money cant change that.

[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Looks like how I feel after consuming milk products.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago

Just had a very foamy milkshake so i can relate.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lordosis

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

It looks like they also made his arms look thicker -

[–] Grey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 89 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Common side effect if you do steroids and don't work out

[–] potatopotato@sh.itjust.works 78 points 2 days ago (2 children)

In his circles apparently HGH is viewed, erroneously, as a life extension drug. It wouldn't surprise me for an instant if he was mainlining it out of a fear of dying like a common peasant.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (4 children)

There ain’t a doubt in my that Elon is obsessed with life extension and is petrified of the end of his life. All the rich tech folks are that’s why they’ve spent so much trying to position themselves into being god kings and do t care about wrecking the planet. They think they’re about to ascend like this is FMA Brotherhood but it didn’t work out for the rich and powerful there either

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Wants to live forever but is too lazy to hit the gym and too weak to leave the coke in the bag. He thinks that pumping hormones into his body is all he has to do.

At least that weirdo millionaire Bryan Johnson puts a ton of effort into his quest for longevity.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He definitely plans on becoming a sandworm

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

my skin is not my own!

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You'd think people who want to live forever would care more about the environment. But I guess the worst consequences they'll face is a shorter ski season.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

They think they are going to go to space and become gods. It'd be pathetic if we werent all gonna pay the price for it

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

The Larry Ellison Medical Foundation has invested heavily in life extension research

[–] Oxen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Exactly this! I was about to post that it looks like he has a distended GH gut but never worked out a day in his life. Exogenous testosterone doesn't do this.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 2 days ago

He’s probably on some weird designer drug. Not because he has to evade tests like athletes, but just because he thinks it makes him smarter than taking FDA approved drugs.

[–] sudo@programming.dev 64 points 2 days ago (1 children)

7/10 Photoshop job. There aren't distortion lines but it is noticeably blurrier where its been edited.

I don't object to photoshopping billionaires. Im only asking for a sharper job.

[–] shapesandstuff@feddit.org 29 points 2 days ago

Someone posted the original down here. Still weird. Same with his beach pics from a bit ago

Don't get me wrong, I'm against judging appearances but I'll take any chance to shit on musk

[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Looks like my dad's belly just before he found out he had metastatic pancreatic cancer and his liver was full of it.

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 15 points 2 days ago

Sorry about your dad.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 31 points 2 days ago

Cybertruck was a self-portrait

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

Can't wait for the xenomorph to burst out.

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No way he doesn't have something under his shirt, right?

[–] Grainne@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 16 hours ago

Well... I wish I hadn't seen that

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 days ago

It fits with his shirtless pics a couple years ago

[–] Pappabosley@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

He's about to smuggle food into a cinema

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 days ago

Stage 4 gastric cancer!! 🎉🎉🥳

[–] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 5 points 1 day ago

Why are we making fun of his body when its what he does thats the issue. If he was in peak physical form he would still be a stupid hateful piece of dogshit hell bent on getting attention and being a king

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

must be a side effect of the hair implants

[–] GammaGames@beehaw.org 7 points 2 days ago

I think the steroids gave him a muscle baby

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Lizard people. I swear to God they took Chappelles skin and fucked up everything else.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago

Don't drag the lizard people into this. Even they aren't trapezoidal.

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

What the fuck?

[–] prex@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

Looks like he's about to eat a child.

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've seen this also with heavy drinkers.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You'd see more fat distribution over the rest of his body. This absolutely looks like HGH Gut to me.

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 2 points 2 days ago

Beer, wine, yeah....but straight up booze? That shit makes your gut stick out and your limbs get all stringy.

That, and probably steroids or monkey semen extract.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

It's that the Bastard Belly Lift I've been hearing about?

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