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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Whenever someone asks me what little bird that was .... I just immediately answer 'Eastern Woodland Tit Pecker'

I will add Black Throated Bushtit to my bird watching vocabulary

.... also that second image looks like the little guy reacting to you calling it a 'Black Throated Bullshit'

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't forget about Blue-Footed Boobies!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

There's also this dude

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The dishwashers at my job labeled a cart "Dishpit Cart" and I can't help but see "Dipshit Tart" every time I look at it.

[–] davad@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I misread the first one as "Dipshit" at first 🀣

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 11 points 1 week ago

They live in a society

Juggalo-Bird

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

The ICP's bird mascot.

[–] hogmomma@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

And I read "black-throated bullshit" in Lazlo's voice.

[–] Excrubulent 5 points 1 week ago

"Black-throated bullshit" as a phrase goes pretty hard though.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's pronounced Boo-shtit.

Scared me there mate

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago

It took me three tries to successfully see the word 'bullshit.' My brain was just like, "obviously that's a a tit. It's as plain as the nipple on its face.

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 4 points 1 week ago

Cool white beards.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It’s terrifying if you look at it as if its beak is its nose and the black throat feathers are its mouth.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Just looks line a flying Muppet to me. Maybe if gritty was a bird.

Like he’s just sitting there on a branch going

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

The actual name is not much better

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 1 points 1 week ago

"I pity the fool"

Mr. Tit