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[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 15 points 6 days ago

If your faith lead you to vote for a man like Trump, who doesn't express a single Christian ideal in the manner he lives, then you are not really a Christian. Unfortunately too many people here in the US follow American Jesus instead. Lying? Cheating? Bigotry? That's just fine, so long as you have money. Wealth is a sign that American Jesus loves you more than all those awful poor people.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 14 points 6 days ago

My mom basically says this, but the diddlers drove her away first and the nasty people. She's a saint.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 88 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not going to church anymore is how you lower your chances of being raped — or elected, so: win/win. 🤷🏽‍♂️✊🏼

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Protect your children, don't let them near priests/pastors

[–] iii@mander.xyz 54 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Mary was impregnated unbeknownst, against her own will. She never married the father of Jesus, quite the sin.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They’d call her a whore these days

"It was Mary's fault for showing her ankles."

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 12 points 1 week ago

When they ask "What if Jesus had been aborted?"

What if, indeed.

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

"He wasn't a bastard or anything cos my imaginary friend in the sky flew down and did it himself!"

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (4 children)

…. Have they read the Bible?! There’s no way marry gave meaningful consent. God raped marry, then sent an angel to intimidate Joseph into silence.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Mary was 14, and God is supposedly everyones father. That story gets darker the longer you look at it.

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Save the children...not that way god!

[–] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I always assumed she hooked up with the 3 wise guys and didn't want Joseph to know.

[–] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

Those came only after the birth to offer gifts, but who knows - maybe things got mixed around in oral tradition.

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Wise guys? Now I'm imagining Joe Pesci, Ray Liotta, and Bob DeNiro running a train on Mary.

[–] Somsphet@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Never once looked at it that way but that is one hell of a perspective shift whiplash you gave me

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 25 points 1 week ago

Don't worship God the exact way he wants? Annihilation.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, don't be silly. You don't need consent when it's an inferior species. It's like sex with a fish.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

Hi, I'm Troy McClure...

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The death and forgetting of Abrahamic Religion will be one of Humanity's greatest achievements.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Islam seems to be going pretty strong these days, I'm afraid.

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

This is somehow simultaneously incredibly optimistic (no way this happens for at least another hundred years, if ever) and pessimistic (surely we'd do tons of way cooler stuff than Not Believing In Skyman)

I hope you're right but it seems like people just started worshipping work instead

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

It’s not why I don’t go to church any more… but it’s certainly a good supporting reason.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The man incited a riot, tantamount to sedition. He has been proven to be under the influence of, if not directly under the control of, Putin, a foreign competitor to say the very least.

If the first point wasn't enough (and it fucking should be), the second one should be disqualifying.

[–] daddy32@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

He incited not just a riot, but murders, in Charles Manson style.

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Plot thickens: the rapist was most likely in the church at the altar

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Lisbon 1755 was a big one too

[–] bmcgonag@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it Ironic that I want to say “Amen” to this statement?

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

Oh, praying for the unrepentant rapist-in-chief, just toughts for me, please, no prayers.