this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2024
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[–] Sprinks@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Reminds me of a notice put on our old apartment door about their plans to paint.

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

You've got to post that!

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So, did the inter your apartment or is a raining on that day?

[–] Sprinks@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

It was a raining that day, but they came the 45th day instead of the 2nd and did not need to inter our apartment.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been… ever, for any reason whatsoever.

[–] gasgiant@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

It's fucking laminated as well!

Must have needed to make sure no one defaced it and changed the meaning.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Consider it done!

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

[–] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

My landlady texts like that. But I think she's just speed typing or dictating and not at all reading it before hitting send. The guy who lives in the back does the same, but I think that one's on the drugs

[–] LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Finally I saw 100% aneurysm, my quest is done.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

So anyone want to take a stab at translating that?