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What do I do in this situation? (I am white) (szmer.info)
submitted 2 days ago by Ludrol@szmer.info to c/anarchychess@sopuli.xyz
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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

resign

  1. You're playing the french

  2. You played 3 moves while playing as black when white played 2 moves. Your cat needs to call an arbiter for illegal play.

[–] odium@programming.dev 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

White pawns could have moved forward by one space at a time instead of two spaces in one turn. Perfectly legal.

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

That's the only way to be certain you won't be jumped end passant.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago

Vomit right on the board.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Knock a few pieces over and go find a warm spot to have a nap

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago

Ah, the Bast Conclusion.

[–] Pyro@programming.dev 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow.

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 11 points 2 days ago

Always gotta make it about race don't you...

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Bite your opponent's ankle to win by default

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 10 points 2 days ago

I'm white too.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 18 points 2 days ago

laser pointer on top of black king in one for checkmate.

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago

Cat to F5

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago

I believe, knocking all the figures off the board is the only legal move...

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Piss on board, play with chess piece then murder it brutally.

[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Check your privilege.

[–] Cagi@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

Horsey to block

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Puss out.

[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 6 points 2 days ago

Thanks @ethanschoonover@mastodon.social for the photo

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

C3, Be7, good chances your opponent will just fold to it here.