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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't think urinating on people in public transport is a good idea. But otherwise, spot on.

[–] Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

When else are you supposed to urinate on people?

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

When they ask politely at home, after supper

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 points 23 hours ago

Asparagus supper

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 11 points 1 day ago

In the privacy of your home? Like a civilized person.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 15 hours ago

What about furious masturbation? Because that happens whether it's a good idea or not.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

The problem with public transit isn't the transit, it's the public.

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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 14 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

What if it's quiet piano music so my infant won't cry? (he is scared of buses)

Put headphones on the infant?

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[–] BaumGeist@lemmy.ml 7 points 20 hours ago (21 children)

City people have fucked priorities. I moved to a large city from a small rural town, and it's nothing but noise 24/7.

People yelling, construction happening, people watching TV with the window open, babies crying, dogs barking, birds calling, cars constantly rumbling by and hitting potholes so loudly it sounds like an explosion, acs running, radio from businesses, crowd noises, hundreds of thousands of little bits of metal and plastic clinging and clanging and pinging and popping, shoes on concrete clicking and clacking, airplanes, conversations going on, gunshots and concerts and car alarms and sirens and parties and car radios all the way up and... Even in the dead of night when it's all died down, there is this constant low hum coming from the city.

But specifically fuck the people who play music on their phone i guess.

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[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

This person should text-to-speech this tweet on public transport

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Seems reasonable.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago

This man is incapable of having a bad take.

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

More merciful than I would be if I got to pick the punishment.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world -5 points 19 hours ago (13 children)

I loved the film Do The Right Thing as a kid. It was one of my favorite Spike Lee joints.

Radio Raheem was an icon to me. The sound of hip hop in the street. It makes me sad how many people no longer want to interact with others in public.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 points 15 hours ago

Have you ever heard of autism?

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

It's incredibly rare that I've had positive interactions with random people. Sure there's a "thanks" for opening the door or whatever but I wouldn't count that. I mean prolonged engagement though even short conversations can turn on fight or flight. Especially at night, or at a liquor store gas station. "Hey brother..." "Yeah nope"

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