I never realized that this process is basically a biological cold extrusion.
this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2024
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I think the question OP didn't want to ask was, "does all of this dick in my ass affect my poops?"
This is what we're training LLMs on.
good, it beats the incompetent assholes that just tell you not to do things when you ask them how to do them just because they are harmful.
Don’t tell people not to do things. It’s harmful.
"AI," what should I do about being constipated?
Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.
That is called impaction removal, and I have done that to people for fun and profit.
Thank god for that.
Imagine if LLM were made in Oxford in the 1950's.
It be trained on the fucking Iliad and Shakespeare.
Thankfully it's being trained on some real intellectual discourse like your rectum getting stretched out by rock hard shit instead of that garbage
Thou art wise as thou art beautiful
Great
Somebody should write a small book about this. You could put it in the bathroom and read it while taking a shit.
For those of us that pooped before smart phones, there was a book series called Uncle John's Bathroom Reader. I could totally see them have a section dedicated to this.
"The Art of Defecation - How to turn your anatomy into a brown (f)art factory"
It could have an entire chapter just on fiber maxing:
https://i.imgur.com/zmtuVg1.png
Another could be on shit polishing with the mythbusters method.
The Fart of the Deal
Would assuredly be a step up in quality
the bowel is wider than your asshole
imagining a nurse using the word “asshole” to explain it to a regular person is just hilarious to me.
My mom had to get a colostomy last year after her bowel ruptured, and she spent a month in ICU recovering from sepsis. The nurse there, when she was finally awake, tried explaining everything to her, but she had some pretty severe ICU delirium, and just couldn't comprehend everything she was saying, especially when she was using medical terms.
Eventually, the nurse said, "girl, basically, you don't need your bootyhole no more. That's now just for your husband and lonely weekends"
At which point she fully understood, and I died inside.
Reddit certainly did have it's moments, didn't it?
yeah I sort of miss that .. getting shittymorphed too was always a joy
He was here when the app shit show first happened
The Kevin history was wild
Yeah Kevin is still one of the all time best to beat.
Also the lazy boat captain.
I never heard about that captain
Now you have.
I was going to mention that one. I don't think they were the captain though.
I'll always remember the kid who broke both his arms and his helpful mom.
Was that because of the same reminders over and over, every other thread?
That's something I certainly don't miss.
I wouldn't call that a forgettable kind of story. Sure I forget most of the details, but the main points would probably even survive Alzheimer's.
Or the cunnilingus jolly rancher
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have its* moments
Ah, just like Reddit now!
Reddit was better when the community did actually enforce basic grammar.
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This lady claims to be an expert but doesn’t even mention the poop knife?!
The poop knife is irrelevant until and unless one plans to flush, which this question did not ask.
Also, why do you assume the nurse is a lady?
"gaping rectum" is distinctly ladylike, no?
Why is every comment after this removed?
I think it turned into some amount of shit slinging that stopped being relevant to the shit at hand. I'm guessing mods decided to close that sphincter before the verbal diarrhea overflowed the rim of the post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I don’t know about anyone else, but I’ve had moments of pure despair as I feel like one’s gonna tear me in half.
A real porcelain shatterer.
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We have finally found The Forbidden Knowledge
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