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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 111 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's funny because everyone I know that's worked for Apple no longer works for Apple.

[–] djehuti@programming.dev 68 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a great place to be from!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] datavoid@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Isn't skibidi alpha's thing?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Isn't it past your bedtime?

[–] datavoid@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Disrespectful young whippersnapper

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Must be the perfect thing to add to your resume then go find better pay from desperate employers seeking an engineer that worked at apple.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You can say that about any of the MAMAA (previously FAANG/MANAA/whatever) companies.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Put an iPhone against his head,

pulled my trigger

Now he's dead

[–] Trail@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Israeli parts

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

I wasn't arguing; I was furthering your point.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Honestly surprised they still underpay versus the industry standard. And still overwork to death. They're so profitable, they could drop all that behavior. They're a cult that has to legally allow people to leave or they'd probably just enslave them. Can't even use their products anymore, knowing that.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, made a delicious dessert

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

Exactly as ordered. Good job, private.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

I used to really like an apple turnover. Warm, with cream

[–] roon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago
[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 1 points 2 months ago
[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 months ago