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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 111 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's funny because everyone I know that's worked for Apple no longer works for Apple.

[–] djehuti@programming.dev 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a great place to be from!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] datavoid@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] datavoid@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Disrespectful young whippersnapper

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Must be the perfect thing to add to your resume then go find better pay from desperate employers seeking an engineer that worked at apple.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You can say that about any of the MAMAA (previously FAANG/MANAA/whatever) companies.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Put an iPhone against his head,

pulled my trigger

Now he's dead

[–] Trail@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago
[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I wasn't arguing; I was furthering your point.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Honestly surprised they still underpay versus the industry standard. And still overwork to death. They're so profitable, they could drop all that behavior. They're a cult that has to legally allow people to leave or they'd probably just enslave them. Can't even use their products anymore, knowing that.