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submitted 2 months ago by leftenddev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Must be the perfect thing to add to your resume then go find better pay from desperate employers seeking an engineer that worked at apple.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You can say that about any of the MAMAA (previously FAANG/MANAA/whatever) companies.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just killed a man...

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Put an iPhone against his head,

pulled my trigger

Now he's dead

[–] Trail@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Was he holding it wrong?

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Israeli parts

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Never said otherwise

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

I wasn't arguing; I was furthering your point.