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[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 46 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Since they specified female, there is presumably also at least one male trebuchet master as well, meaning that the UK considers trebuchets important enough to have multiple trebuchet Masters.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The new alternative to Trident. It's cheaper to have trebuchets posted around the coastline than nukes scooting around on submarines and offers about the same amount of protection from the country being nuked.

[–] dch82@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

offers about the same amount of protection from the country being nuked.

Sadly true lol

[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

It’s the cheapest means of getting fresh beef from point A to point B. I am surprised burgericanos haven’t discovered it yet

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Now hear me out...Railguns

They said cheapest, not fastest. Ain't no UK business got railgun delivery money...

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

OK now we have the stem girls' attention

[–] HootinNHollerin 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

There’s a restaurant on the outskirts of bangkok that launches a whole rotisserie chicken from a slingshot over the guests tables and impales on a spike on the helmet of a guy on a unicycle next to your table

[–] neonred@lemmy.world 44 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Being "trebuchet master" without "Science, technology, engineering, and mathematics"... doubt

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Sounds like multidisciplinary peak perfocmance to me.

[–] Moah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Interesting that "Mother, 33" doesn't have a name

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 8 points 6 days ago

Have you never read a newspaper before?

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

wait they did not ask for 10 years experience in the field?

[–] hexabs@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

100 hours of aoe2 and we've got a deal

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago

Oh, I got that! Do you think the Brits will accept a foreigner from a place that wasn't one of their colonies?

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Best I can do is 80 hours of Besiege, take it or leave it

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 days ago

The military will need skills like that once modern civ collapses later this century.

[–] bluewing@lemm.ee 11 points 6 days ago

As a retired toolmaker, I see your trebuchet and raise you the artillery piece I made for myself - a small Coehorn mortar of about 50mm/2" bore.

I've known 2 toolmakers that have built their own full scale full functional Gatling guns from scratch also.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Building a trebuchet to hurl rocks is stem though

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

It didn't say she builds them though

[–] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

Probably makes more money as a trebuchet operator too

[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Behold the return of the Mighty Trebuchet Memes!

[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago

If not STEM, then HEAL? (Health, Education And Learning)

[–] Zoboomafoo 116 points 1 week ago (7 children)

To be pedantic, that's still covered under E

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I don’t know of a single engineer who has never built a trebuchet.

I’m not even a “proper” engineer and I have like, five desktop trebs, 2 ballistae and some other odds and ends (3d printed, of course,)

It’s like, a right of passage or something.

[–] Kryptonidas@lemmy.wtf 9 points 6 days ago

I’m a software engineer, but now I feel like I need to build a trebuchet.

[–] dave@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m a software engineer and I built a trebuchet during lockdown to launch Easter eggs at the neighbours’ gardens since we weren’t allowed to go see them.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The plastic candy-filled kind…. I hope.

Or. I hope they weren’t very good neighbors….

[–] dave@feddit.uk 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)

No, tiny bits of hidden software. It’s not a very efficient way of distributing code, but it was fun.

Rember kids, if you find a USB stick in your easter egg, run home and plug it in to get free candy in Roblox.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Yeah. You’re not allowed to stuff Easter eggs for Easter.

Also, we’ll add “get the Halloween candy”, too. Probably give people apple 2’s or something,

[–] Zoboomafoo 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have a scar over my eye from a trebuchet I built in high school, then I went to college for engineering, so that checks out

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Probably better than the scar my cousin has on his thigh from an ad hoc fulcrum catapult.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 6 days ago

Uhoh, this about to turn into that scene from Lethal Weapon where they are comparing scars...

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[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Anyone else find it weird how articles often tend to add the parental status of the subject in the title?

[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's been this way since the inception of the news paper. To sell papers they needed to get people invested in the subjects of the paper. That included giving information about the subject of the articles that other people might relate to. If you're a mother you're more likely to be inspired by a mom of 3 who went for a degree in science and ended up becoming a "Trebuchet Master".

[–] Hagdos@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only if it's about a mother though.

[–] cmhe@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I guess being a mother is considered an important life achievement, while being a father is not.

[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

You do get to be a father in news articles. Mainly when they talk about you being deceased though.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

I think it's more that, for some, becoming a parent is their only life accomplishment, so "reader engagement" is literally, "hey, overlap these two circles, or the middle won't buy our crap."

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[–] ArgentRaven@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I would, too. Which is the more exciting job? Unfortunately there probably isn't much call for a trebuchet bombardment these days.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fun fact, only one trebuchet has ever been deployed for combat in the new world.

The conquistadors and coalition forces built one during the siege of Tenochitlan, they tried to fire it but the sling snapped, rock went up, rock came back down.

Thus ended the storied military record of trebuchets in the new world.

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[–] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago (10 children)

What's the distance on those things?

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Over 300 meters. Truly the superior siege engine.

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