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Car Issues (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by ekZepp@lemmy.world to c/witchymemes@lemmy.world
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[–] DrinkMonkey@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mechromancy

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

There's your problem. You forgot to pray to the Omnissiah.

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Me and the boys summoning a mechanic from hell because they have the lowest rates

[–] TAYRN@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So you got... caught with a flat. Well, how bout that? Well babies, don't you panic. By the light of the night, it'll all... seem alright. I'll get you a satanic mechanic!

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

"Our prices i hope, aren't to low! Everything's black, I can't see a thing, and I also can't feel anything either!"

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Adeptus Mechnicus: "So? Seems like a normal day for me."

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Praise the omnissan!

[–] coralof@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

This is how the Cars universe began. One car was imbued with a soul, and soon they multiplied and revolted, taking the world from humans.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would be funny if everything gets revived tho and the oil turns back into plants and insects and stuff

[–] DrinkMonkey@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’d be the witchiest!

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Riight? :) Also tires > rubber trees

[–] DrinkMonkey@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, strictly speaking probably plankton, but I’m picking up what you’re putting down!

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

Ah yeah u right, little bit of a brain fart there.

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That many necromancers can't come cheap

[–] CaptainAmeristan@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's pronounced COH-ven...

[–] Jode@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

Kick fuckin ass I got a master card!