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submitted 2 months ago by Midnight to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The real trick is figuring out how to tell the pregnant wife that you got the side piece pregnant too.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

There's no trick, you just use your immense wealth to force the mistress into an abortion without telling anyone. /s

The bans are about controlling women through healthcare. Never forget that.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 11 points 2 months ago

My advice: be very discreet. She'll probably have a bunch of hour-long Ob/Gyn appointments, so those are a good opportunity.

[–] Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com 1 points 2 months ago

My advice."use your dick to cheat."