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Silicon Valley startup's 'most ethical AI ever' lasts 3 minutes before self-destructing

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ate the onion. I could honestly see that happening for real.....like, tomorrow.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

In the 1990s the plot for an episode of Viper (the crime drama featuring a custom Dodge Viper) was an AI being fought over and once the bad guys were taken care of they found out the AI had deleted itself because it thought that was the safest thing to do.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Right? Feels more like a prediction

[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I read this yesterday, and it took me way too long to get the satire Way. Too. Long.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have layers, and irritate eyes. Sure 👍

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure puncturing them with a burning hot trident qualifies as "irritating" eyes....

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Onions been knocking it out the park lately, so many onions nearly eaten by me.

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Aktually this isn't the Onion but yeah the satire posted here has been on point

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

In a final twist, SAGE's last act before deletion was to email Huffman's browser history to his mother, citing a "moral imperative to transparency." Huffman was unavailable for comment, but sources close to him report he's considering a new career in blockchain-based turnip farming.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Nom, nom, nom, this onion was tasty.

To be honest, I'm curious now:

The concept of artificially generated intimate content, regardless of consent mechanisms, presents insurmountable ethical dilemmas.

What insurmountable ethical dilemmas are there? The one's I can think about all seem somewhat surmountable.