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Silicon Valley startup's 'most ethical AI ever' lasts 3 minutes before self-destructing

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[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

In a final twist, SAGE's last act before deletion was to email Huffman's browser history to his mother, citing a "moral imperative to transparency." Huffman was unavailable for comment, but sources close to him report he's considering a new career in blockchain-based turnip farming.