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It's always OK to mess with military recruiters (midwest.social)

submitted 1 day ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/memes@midwest.social

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 86 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Why did you join the Army?"

"Government didn't like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it."

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dr Fishman said that you're going to be all right.

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago

I'm surprised you're all taking this news so well.

[–] yolo@r.nf 5 points 1 day ago

"Ah. nice! Thank you for your service."

[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago

"have you ever done any drugs?" "oh yes, tons. Everything under the sun" "nothing? Not even Marijuana? Sober as a judge you are!"

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

He's like "I'ma make this dude into a janitor so fast"

[–] faltryka@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

Top talent meets top talent.

[–] match@pawb.social 10 points 1 day ago

why is Super Saiyan Goku Highspeed recruiting for the US

[–] zorro@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Sorry I had my license revoked after the last incident. You'll have to send a car.