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It's always OK to mess with military recruiters (midwest.social)

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 87 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Why did you join the Army?"

"Government didn't like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it."

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dr Fishman said that you're going to be all right.

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago

I'm surprised you're all taking this news so well.

[–] yolo@r.nf 5 points 1 day ago

"Ah. nice! Thank you for your service."