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submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well I've learned one thing from this thread: Either Lemmy is mostly white people or almost everyone else isn't silly enough to to take a photo of their arm.

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[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 18 points 2 months ago

Yep, it's there alright

[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

God damn it

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rut roh... I've got three of them.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

The chosen one!

[–] Schorsch@feddit.org 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Welcome to survivor bias land.
(I don't have it.)

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago

Hey quick question what the fuck

[–] spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Wtf

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

'85 and I don't have this freckle.

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Bro wtf

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Born in 90's freckle confirmed

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[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I dont have it, Im black, I got one on my bicep tho!!!

Can I join the club now??

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[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)

This is awakening a sort of core memory in me. It was some vaccination wasn't it?

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've reported you to the police.

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[–] sidekickplayah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago

Motherfucker...

[–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 months ago

New photo challenge. If you were born after 1990 but are older than 18 {legal rider} and have two x chromosomes, you likely have two large features on your chest.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

HOW IN THE FUCK

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm in the club. Is there a handshake?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

You just rub your spots together.

[–] Krzd@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

AYO Wtf

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Me too! WTF? Why? I mean I can see that statistical it may just be a thing, but mine is exactly in the right spot.

[–] grrgyle 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's actually weird how I have the left forearm freckle, but nothing on the right arm. Is it from sticking your arm out while driving or something??

I don't even drive though so

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[–] Asclepiaz@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

90s rep

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[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yep. Me too.

[–] mombutt_long_and_low@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

This is blowing my mind. I have one in the EXACT SAME spot.

[–] Pacmanlives@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sorry was born in the 80s so I don’t have this but have a cigarette burn from when my parent thought the window was open and it wasn’t and tried to flick there butt out the window for it to only go back at me. We laughed it off

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

Remarkably ubiquitous, it would seem, for children of the 80s.

Kids these days will never know the widespread, culturally accepted casual disregard for general safety, as it was. Which is probably for the best.

[–] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Wtf

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

(looks at arms)

Now listen here you little shit!

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago

I got a lot more than just the one. I've got so many freckles I have to undress to see my OG skin tone.

[–] Vivendi@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago

YO WTF?

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 months ago

But that's not a freckle??? That's a mole

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Son of a bitch...

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