Jeremy's smokin cra-a-a-ack agaaaaiiinnn
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
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He's inside my house!
That's just his home address
Uh oh I have that same IP address
Oh crap he leaked your IP address then!!
Better call my ISP and ask for a reassignment
Hey, I set up this new database, wanna see it, here is the link
edit: this is a joke, because sending a http request to postgres is stupid, haha
I have a cool blog I made for class with lots of techy stuff. Can you check it out and tell me what you think?
http://localhost:8080
I called the SWAT on them.😈
Update: The SWAT came to my home!😅
Nah, the SWAT would have to arrest themselves.
I find it pretty funny these days how often I see people getting paranoid about their IP address when back in the 90's/early 2000's it was common to show other people their own IP in chat rooms or on forums to scare them and it didn't work because most people understood it didn't matter.
It still seems pretty stupid to most of us. It's still common knowledge that knowing someone's IP is meaningless, it's mostly kids and the technologically inept who don't understand this in my experience.
Why is it meaningless? It can be very dangerous for people to know your IP address - especially if you're one of the many people who are "scared" of it (because the dangers pertain mostly to them).
No place like 127.0.0.1
No place like ~
I lost my home to an accident. An rm -rf accident... :(
Condolences…
I hope you were able to recover.
my best friend in high school (also a nerd) gave me a shirt that says that over 20 years ago! now my son wears it ha. thanks thinkgeek!
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Hey! I once hacked that guy. Dude had left every port open.
Hah! What an idiot.
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Hey! That's my IP address whenever the script kiddies are boasting in chat. How did he get it?
I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address
Oh shit, he's good. He DDOS'd me right back.
What kind of resources does this guy have? I don't think governments can even do proportional and instantaneous DDOS responses. I messed with the wrong dude.
Did you try to hack a Gibson from your home?
Okay back in the days of IRC, I met this script kiddie who said he’d hack me, just give him my IP address. So I sent him his IP address and he disappeared suddenly.
What good is a script kiddie if they cannot find an IP?
Especially on IRC
There was that one bash.org quote where a script kiddie was given 127.0.0.1 as part of an "oh yeah I dare you" taunt after he said he could hack anyone, and he fell for it hook line and sinker. He was posting things like "Hahaha your K drive is being deleted! Now your H drive! [connection reset by peer]" and right after that the challenger was like "I don't even have a K drive."
(RIP bash.org though. I would have tried to link it otherwise)
I came across this when looking up a quote a couple weeks back: bash-org-archive.com
Bash.org is gone!?! No!!!
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Security tip: Never post your home address on social media.
It could loopback to you...
Reminds me of the meme of someone making a website with AI and then said to a bro his programming days were over.
And then proceeds to send the localhost address to the guy.
It wasn't even a localhost address, it was a file:// URL if I remember correctly.
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tip: add this to your html for it to automatically follow browser settings for dark mode: <meta name="color-scheme" content="light dark">
another tip: in firefox, go to about:preferences > general > fonts > advanced > proportional > sans serif
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