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[–] teft@lemmy.world 234 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Hey! I once hacked that guy. Dude had left every port open.

[–] Ketram@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 1 month ago

Hah! What an idiot.

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[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 154 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 125 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh shit, he's good. He DDOS'd me right back.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What kind of resources does this guy have? I don't think governments can even do proportional and instantaneous DDOS responses. I messed with the wrong dude.

[–] Decker108@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Did you try to hack a Gibson from your home?

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 105 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay back in the days of IRC, I met this script kiddie who said he’d hack me, just give him my IP address. So I sent him his IP address and he disappeared suddenly.

[–] Githyanki@lemmings.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What good is a script kiddie if they cannot find an IP?

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[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There was that one bash.org quote where a script kiddie was given 127.0.0.1 as part of an "oh yeah I dare you" taunt after he said he could hack anyone, and he fell for it hook line and sinker. He was posting things like "Hahaha your K drive is being deleted! Now your H drive! [connection reset by peer]" and right after that the challenger was like "I don't even have a K drive."

(RIP bash.org though. I would have tried to link it otherwise)

[–] tyler@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

Bash.org is gone!?! No!!!

[–] pixelblut@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah. RIP bash.org, where introverted people could read chat logs of other like-minded introverts. And I don't even /s this, I genuinely miss this stuff...

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Average hosts file (> 100k loc) in Windows. Or did they fix this?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 142 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My IP is in this photo and I don't like it.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 12 points 1 month ago

I'm so glad someone posted this. I was going to lol

[–] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 6 points 1 month ago

How come you know my IP !?

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 17 points 1 month ago

Oh shit! So is mine!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 89 points 1 month ago (7 children)
[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Decker108@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I lost my home to an accident. An rm -rf accident... :(

[–] s12@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

Condolences…

I hope you were able to recover.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
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[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

my best friend in high school (also a nerd) gave me a shirt that says that over 20 years ago! now my son wears it ha. thanks thinkgeek!

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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 77 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Security tip: Never post your home address on social media.

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 64 points 1 month ago

It could loopback to you...

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That IP address is coming from inside the house!

[–] SourceHuman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

When A Stranger Calls (1979)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkcGm-pWwsQ

Or slightly more recently:
When A Stranger Calls (2006)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf2jBo3_T3k

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I called the SWAT on them.😈

Update: The SWAT came to my home!😅

[–] Rookeh@startrek.website 44 points 1 month ago

Nah, the SWAT would have to arrest themselves.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 49 points 1 month ago

Hey! That's my IP address whenever the script kiddies are boasting in chat. How did he get it?

[–] PunchingWood@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Reminds me of the meme of someone making a website with AI and then said to a bro his programming days were over.

And then proceeds to send the localhost address to the guy.

[–] rustyfemboy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago

It wasn't even a localhost address, it was a file:// URL if I remember correctly.

[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah, every time I hear something like that I giggle. AI might replace us one day, but it's no where near good enough yet.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I find it pretty funny these days how often I see people getting paranoid about their IP address when back in the 90's/early 2000's it was common to show other people their own IP in chat rooms or on forums to scare them and it didn't work because most people understood it didn't matter.

[–] josie@vegantheoryclub.org 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It still seems pretty stupid to most of us. It's still common knowledge that knowing someone's IP is meaningless, it's mostly kids and the technologically inept who don't understand this in my experience.

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[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Uh oh I have that same IP address

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh crap he leaked your IP address then!!

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Better call my ISP and ask for a reassignment

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, I remember that address… it’s the Tor SOCKS5 proxy address! He’s the darkweb guy!

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's probably a VNC/local server listener.

tor listens for socks on 9050 by default. tor uses 5400 as the default DNS port.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 16 points 1 month ago

But technically he's right

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 13 points 1 month ago

He's inside my house!

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

tip: add this to your html for it to automatically follow browser settings for dark mode: <meta name="color-scheme" content="light dark">
another tip: in firefox, go to about:preferences > general > fonts > advanced > proportional > sans serif

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The color-scheme meta tag is only fully supported on Safari.

https://caniuse.com/meta-theme-color

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Jeremy's smokin cra-a-a-ack agaaaaiiinnn

[–] faultypidgeon@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This dude probably just made a joke. No need to call him stupid smh.

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[–] SlothMama@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

That's just his home address

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