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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Even if the table is correct the instruction needs to be more precise. Is it table header or table body and in which table column?

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 28 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

they were never meant to be together, they would confuse the hell out of each other. Imagine they have two kids and she says pick kid[1] from the school, then what?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 13 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)
Child Overflow Error

Edit: oh wait you said two kids, nvm

[–] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 3 points 14 hours ago
[–] TechieDamien@lemmy.ml 10 points 15 hours ago

I think children go in dictionaries so you can look them to via name (key).

[–] Chev@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

1st table is not equal to table 01 because there no 0st table

[–] psud@aussie.zone 7 points 16 hours ago

0th (only first gets the -st ending; only second gets its end)

[–] aluminium@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (2 children)

She was a lua girl, he was every other programming language guy. It was not ment to happen.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 points 15 hours ago

She liked embeddded apps
And he liked desktop displays
What more can I say?

[–] bob_lemon@feddit.org 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, don't forget the Matlab people

[–] TyrantTW@lemmy.ml 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

IS THIS Love Advice From the Great Duke of Hell??

(it's a webcomic, I loved the story)

[–] lustyargonian@lemm.ee 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you love me meet me at first floor

Americans 😢 British 🤷‍♂️

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And then he texts back 'where are you?' And then she texts back 'the first table' and he replies 'umm I'm here too. But I don't see you' confused she asks him ' table 0p?' And then '01*?' He says 'no, 00.' Releaved she says 'lol I am at table 01' he chuckles 'I am at 00, I'll go find you'

Later they get married and have kids. But relationship collapses and it ruins both of them and they cannot find the heart to love anyone again. Their children grow up broken and struggle through life. Some get arrested end up in prison, all of them repeatedly fall into a series of toxic relationships for the rest of their lives.

[–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 5 points 16 hours ago

username checks out

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Or.... or..... hear me out.... one of them turns around on their chair, and says "hey there".

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

They were at the corner

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 108 points 1 day ago (10 children)

She is right, using 0 index for physical stuff is stupid.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 9 points 16 hours ago

Blame the restaurant for having a table identified as zero

[–] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social -1 points 10 hours ago

Guy is wrong. Went to 0th table. She asked for 1st table.

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Your rulers start at 1? That sounds annoying.

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[–] pelya@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (9 children)

In the UK it's called a ground table.

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