Programmer Humor

32426 readers

840 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
No NSFW content.
Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.

founded 5 years ago

MODERATORS

AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml

cat_programmer@lemmy.ml

1472

Off by one solitude (fed.dyne.org)

submitted 1 month ago by jaromil@fed.dyne.org to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

144 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

they were never meant to be together, they would confuse the hell out of each other. Imagine they have two kids and she says pick kid[1] from the school, then what?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Child Overflow Error

Edit: oh wait you said two kids, nvm

[–] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Hol' up!

[–] TechieDamien@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago

I think children go in dictionaries so you can look them to via name (key).

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

One kid's getting garbage collected either way