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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 73 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How can I delete other people's posts?

[–] Track_Shovel 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Y'know, believe it or not, I get asked that a lot

[–] averyminya@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

I could not believe it, but I'm choosing to... Believe it.

[–] RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  1. Power off your smart device of choice
  2. Smash it with a hammer
  3. Live in the woods

This has worked great for me

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That last statement seems like it cannot be true in this context.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Nah, we are so attuned to nature, we have transcended time and space in order to post comments on Lemmy without technology.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago

bomb the server host

[–] PoscoBumbleroot@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 34 points 1 month ago

Art was a mistake.

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[–] sag@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago

Someone give me instance admin power for 1 hour.

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago
[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago
[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 12 points 1 month ago
[–] MelodiousFunk 8 points 1 month ago

Well, at least I know ahead of time what tonight's nightmares are gonna be about.

[–] Creosm@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

super quagmire bros.