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Here's a few other phrases i really like from him:
~~Smoking kills you, and if you die you have lost a very important part of your life.~~
The cold war of 1715
What is a gremlin? It's a monster that hates christmas
The 35 hours of the day
It is too much of a coincidence that someone is killed and the next day he is dead.
Jesus Christ was Palestinian and was crucified by the Spanish Empire
... Yeah, he's very intelligent, as you can see
But he's right though. If you die, you DO lose a very important part of your life. And when my grandma died, the next day she was dead.
What is a gremlin? It’s a monster that hates christmas
Where is the lie?
I mean, Jesus was famously born in Bethlehem, which is currently in Palestine. And Rome did technically rule over Spain at that time.
So what I told you was true, from a certain point of view
I see where you're coming from, and while I agree that Jesus was born in Bethlehem and that Rome ruled over Spain, I still feel that connecting them doesn't quite work for me. The geographical link is there, but the historical and cultural contexts are pretty different imo
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this is me rn
I tried searching for these quotes cuz I'm dumb and was close to sharing them with friends thinking it was real
Unless you have sources, in case anyone else is curious afaik these aren't real quotes. Bout got me though, I was like holy shit lol
They're likely translated, not literal. Might be harder to find, and some may be up to interpretation. I'm certainly not up to date on everything going on with him, so I can't say.
That's cool. I'll just assume they're satirical jabs. I certainly don't know shit about him lol
You can find a couple of yt videos of these by searching for "nicolas maduro frases graciosas" or something
But yeah, they're (sadly) real
I would appreciate if sources were provided rather than sending me on a wild goose chase or being told essentially "trust me bro"
Do you not also think there's an issue when we start saying "you can find a couple"? If even one doesn't have a source but it's being pushed as fact, I will start thinking the claim maker unreliable.
I really mean no offense, I've been trying to search and can't find anything. I've asked chatgpt, Google, YouTube. I am trying to give benefit of the doubt.
Actually yeah you're right i'm sorry, here's the sources:
2 - https://youtu.be/E_JKBxgeNpk
3 - https://youtu.be/Nqbn_2vPuH4
4 - https://youtu.be/oepZEt8Xybw
6 - https://youtu.be/HJCOqDMim4E
I didn't find videos for the 1st and the 5th but the 5th can be found here https://runrun.es/investigacion/287990/las-54-frases-mas-celebres-de-maduro-para-festejar-su-cumpleanos/?tztc=1 and here https://citas.in/frases/2017221-nicolas-maduro-mucha-coincidencia-que-maten-a-alguien-y-al-dia-si/
and the 1st apparently is from Brooke Shields??? I swear I read somewhere that it was Maduro who said that... it does sound like something Maduro would say though... anyway...
you my friend are officially based af, thank you! I'm officially invested and going on a deep dive for this weirdo
I support your stance. Pls keep it up and continue to hold your ground!
Well thank you:) I've been thinking of this video through the exchanges: "if the truth is on your side, why lie?" https://youtu.be/CRtSZXS6wzQ?feature=shared
So a Latin Donald Trump?
Kinda, yeah
These feel more akin to Bushisms.
Milei has already claimed that title.
Damn. I wish he was this funny instead of this crazy.
we'll do like Jesus, and multiply the penises
I don't know, I kinda like the implication that Nazis aren't homo sapiens. And while being "homo" is certainly not bad, something tells me that Nazis wouldn't enjoy being called a "Homo Nazi".
They certainly don't seem interested in beating the allegations. See also: nick fuentes and catboykami. Gavin mcinnes sodomizing himself on stream. Grindr in Milwaukee. Etc.
When he's right he's right