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Police in Kentucky are looking for a man who has defecated on the same porch multiple times over the past week for no apparent reason.

Louisville Metro Police say they have received three police reports about the alleged “porch pooper,” who’s since gained lots of attention online after doorbell videos of him have been posted on Reddit and Instagram.

The homeowner, who did not want to be identified, being targeted by the so-called porch pooper said he first noticed something was up on Tuesday.

“I went out to my front porch that morning and noticed what I thought was cat poop,” he said.

The homeowner said he cleaned it up and checked his Nest doorbell camera from the night before and that’s when he realized it certainly wasn’t a cat.

“Not only did he defecate, but he also urinated on our welcome mat,” he said.

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[–] Denalduh@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well the first time was an accident, but the second time was for fun. Then accident, fun, fun, another accident, three funs in a row, then he was doin it for the homeowner

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

I found the Butt-ler!

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

You don't think the homeowner was tired of his shit?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Serial pooper? I poop in parallel like any professional..

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Wow, that takes talent

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I find myself inexplicably siding with the poop guy and fabricating in my head just how much the house guy deserved it. I don't know why I'm inherently siding with the poop guy.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Odd to see so many people on Team Porch Pooper.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Definitely seems like a personal vendetta, and I've never wanted to shit on the porch of someone that was nice and cool to me. Although I did shit in the weed dealers yard one time. That was an emergency

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think the weed needed fertilizer that bad..

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 2 weeks ago

We've all been there!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 2 weeks ago

Shit just works like that here.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

So did I, I was just two afraid to say it

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

DON'T PUT IT OUT WITH YOUR BOOTS TED

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

DON'T TELL ME MY BUSINESS, DEVIL WOMAN! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, THIS ONE'S OUT OF CONTROL!

[–] Zier@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago

What kind of shit crime is this?

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this the result of that thread where the guy was moving out of state and wanted to prank his ass hole neighbors?

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's definitely asshole-related.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm surprised the camera didn't pick up the movement

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Say it loud and say it proud...

THE MOVEMENT

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's motion-detecting.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

“He called shit poop!”

[–] CliveRosfield@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks Kentucky 🫡

[–] hanrahan 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] faizalr@fedia.io -1 points 2 weeks ago

That is weird man. Shoud go straight to hell.