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What a waste of asphalt (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Weeeeeeeeeeee

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 8 points 2 months ago

Yeeeeeehaw!

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just build a slide for cars.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

With a ramp at the end like the skiing long jump in the Olympics.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago

White knuckling of death, shit geyser filled pants, eyes squirting like Adriana Chechik, doing 200 downslope. Rookies!

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A steep so slope, it keep you woke!
Seriously, don't drive down this thing in your semi-truck tired, don't even think about going down that waterpark slide unless you're well rested when you get there.

Imagine this spot being your best alternative as a civil engineer, that's one helluva mountain range. What's this, like a pass between the Karakoram or something? Somewhere in the Andes?

[–] Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

There was no work for their people so they did this to keep them busy. ☺️

[–] FewerWheels@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This road was so much fun I rode up it twice in 2012. You can see this section starting at 1m30sec. https://youtu.be/za0mQFl-4jI?si=rYq6qbP8caSD_bIQ

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[–] betahack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

why not make two roads? one only goes straight down. The other can be switchbacks to go up. let's waste 2x the asphalt!

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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

When you're 100 words short of a 200-word essay.

Of course I know that the road has to be this way 👀

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