A shrimp? Am I to accept, as God’s own truth, that the sea’s very own abominable and chittering roach was the one who took wok into hand and fried this rice?

[–] cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"How was the hibachi restaurant?"

"Crazy. Shrimp fried rice."

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Why does it have two tails as hands instead of the little hand/feet things they have?

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 8 points 2 weeks ago

no fucking way

Exactly. Imagine being born with 2 tails instead of arms and still being a cook. That's dedication.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Fookin' prawns!

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Did that shrimp just fry the best rice ever? Oh and he didn't flip an unwanted shrimp at me?

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

Shrimp really fried that rice

[–] tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

oh my glob a shrimp frying rice??

wait a second i think i know that shrimp

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

First the eggs started frying rice and now the shrimps, holy hell :0