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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Track_Shovel to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] flicker@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

That one's a bit creepy, but he liked it!

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who let contrapoints into the NRA convention?

Also, someone either misunderstood what ammosexual means or understood it too well.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I thought it was a suicide joke.

[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Would it be better or worse if you got a friend to come and kneel down with their hands behind their back so you could "check the balance"?

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 months ago

Love this. Would probably work for boot shopping as well, in a conservative town.

[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

It's like the inside of your thighs, except with a tongue.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Garbled speaking with barrel in mouth

"Mmm, dis one's really good! I'll take it!"

[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

pfp looks like it was based on Abigail from stardew valley, very based

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago
[–] Chapelgentry@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 months ago
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

This skit of Rich Dicks on Kroll show is hilarious and they forgot they have a gun at the airport but aren’t sure if it’s real or one for cocaine so they do the mouthfeel test https://youtu.be/cda2HCnjDls

[–] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

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