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[–] Hegar@fedia.io 268 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I love that the first sperm analogy he can think of involves drinking a cup of it - kinks out no shame! - but my favorite part is when he forgets the number '43' over the course of eight words and writes '47' instead.

Truly an opinion worth considering.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 130 points 3 months ago (1 children)

His analogy also implies that the prime baby making age is <1 month

[–] finestnothing@lemmy.world 81 points 3 months ago

Well... He probably is a Republican, so...

[–] something_random_tho@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's an LLM-level mistake.

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[–] Technoguyfication@sh.itjust.works 158 points 3 months ago (3 children)

fellas, is it gay to be this obsessed with another man’s cum?

[–] dylanmorgan 41 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It seems really gay to be that obsessed with anyone’s cum.

[–] nehal3m@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Which is fine, but tweeting about it as if it’s a dig at someone else is just weird

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[–] solomon42069@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

I'm gay but I don't think about gay sex or cum as much the average Republican appears to.

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[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 104 points 3 months ago (3 children)

...does he drink 18 year old dairy milk?

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or semen, for that matter.

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[–] Subtracty@lemmy.world 94 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Remind me again, Baron Trump is how old?

[–] andrewth09@lemmy.world 79 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Baron - 18 years old

Trump - 78 years old

Sean Collin's Trump Nut Dairy Treat - 60 years old

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Over 18 and part of daddy's campaign stuff now, so actually fair game for commentary, as opposed to Walz's minor son.

GQPers really only know projection and the "I'm rubber you're glue" argument. Beyond frustrating.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was going to say that Barron still isn't fair game, but...

part of daddy's campaign stuff now

Well that's sad. I was hoping he could break free from the influence.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

It seemed like Melania was trying to keep him out

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 67 points 3 months ago

43 years. That's not nearly as many as the 60 years between Donald Trump and his son Barron. Or the 48 years between Donald and Tiffany.

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 66 points 3 months ago (2 children)

HE DRINKS SEMEN!

THERE'S NO WAY HE WOULD'VE SAID THAT UNLESS HE DRINKS SEMEN!

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I'm going to assume this guy is also one of those people who are gleefully walking around showing off a little jar labeled as holding Vance's cum.

I usually don't like kink-shaming people. But these bigoted assholes deserve it. And yes, this analogy of semen to dairy milk is really fucking weird.

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[–] mindlesscrollyparrot@discuss.tchncs.de 61 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Donald Trump is 78 and Barron Trump turned 18 this year.

They really don't have anything, do they?

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[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 55 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Why does Sean Collins care about other men's semen?

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[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So...25 year old milk is ok..? When's the cut-off?

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[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago (3 children)

That's not just weird. That's a whole 'nother f****** level of weird.

Drinking semen?

If it was 18 years old would you drink dairy milk?

Do they not know basic human anatomy? The sperm weren't 47 years old anyway...

It's not just confusing they're literally confused.

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[–] SkyNTP@lemmy.ml 49 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Only a closeted republican would ever dream of comparing semen with milk.

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[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Who the hell are these people? Like... What rocks do they crawl out under and then voice their opinions on the internet?

[–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Conservatives. They are just conservatives. Dumb as fuck. And conservative.

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[–] slickgoat@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think that his point is that he would drink Tim's semen if it was fresher?

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[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 41 points 3 months ago

"You're weird!"

"Yeah, well... I prefer the bodily fluids of young people!"

Really showed him!

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago

What the fuck

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait. How old was trump when he had baron? He was older right?

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Donald Trump was born June 14, 1946. Barron Trump was born on March 20, 2006 when Donald was 59.

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[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

"What age is the semen that Sean Collins drinks?" seems like a perfectly logical response here.

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[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

I'm genuinely curious to know the age in years of the semen Sean Collins is willing to drink.

Does Sean Collins believe that if you drink semen it can impregnate you?

Weird.

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[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 31 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Drinking Semen ISNT WEIRD!

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[–] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 months ago

Creative way to out himself as a pedophile

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

Man, what's that mean for poor Barron? No wonder they kept him out of the spotlight.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Has anyone told him that sperm doesn't just sit there collecting from puberty onwards in some sort of "first in/first out" merchandising situation?

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[–] lustyargonian@lemm.ee 25 points 3 months ago

TIL you're supposed to drink semen to get pregnant.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Does this man suck infant dick?

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[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 3 months ago

why is this guy also thinking about Tim Walz's 47-year-old milk?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 21 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I mean, does this person think 18 year old dairy milk is okay?

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[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

They are really not beating those weird allegations any time soon, are they?

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This guy knows semen is consistently produced and not a one time supply right? The semen is not as old as the person.

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