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Elon Musk wants to implant millions of people with Neuralink brain chips (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 2 months ago by shish_mish@lemmy.world to c/technology@lemmy.world

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[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Not a chance.

[–] Mio@feddit.nu 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As it requires going inside me, i wound never use it regardless of what it can do.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

-my wife when I pitched the idea of get some toys for sexy time-

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Elon Musk wants to do a great many things he can go cram up his butt and twist hard.

[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Approved. Let him pay and let Darwin sort it out.

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

You first Ketamusk.

[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Him first

[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Millions of people would like to implant ethics or reason (or both!) into Elon.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Those are the names of my two guns

[–] Rosoe@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Don't really like the guy but the implants are for people with disabilities that stop/hinder their ability to interact with the digital world, which is certainly fun and exciting for those who want that ability. It's a shame Musk is the figurehead for many of these projects because his brand is dirt to anyone that isn't neck deep in blockchain, AGI, culture war, and general scam content.

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[–] ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Nah.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, nah. I see less Night City and more…permanent night city in that were all blind and/or dead. Although maybe the rampant all-powerful capitalism of the cyberpunk lore would still happen.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

“Free calls. Free internet. For everyone. Forever.”

[–] Hexagon@feddit.it 4 points 2 months ago

"Free ads that you can't turn off"

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 3 points 2 months ago

Put this verification int your butthole to access the free service

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

I'd send them via hyperloop if that was even real

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 points 2 months ago

https://youtu.be/XXXqmw6iJCY

[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

With their consens?

[–] exocortex@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Yes

... for now.

[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

Of course, bad things happen only to those who dont consent.

That is the only way i can see him getting his way with this

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