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There's an (original) Planet of the Apes one too apparently, but it wasn't for sale there. I'm going to have to pick it up.

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[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

M is for mostly. They mostly come at night. Mostly.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That's in the second book.

In the wise words of Hudson: "Fuckin' A."

[–] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

β€œWhy don’t you want to go to the beach anymore kids?”

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

I saw the Jaws one, but the Funko Pop connection made me decide against it. Funko Pops freak me out.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

Q is also for Pants Shitting fear, as I'm too scared to make up another one.

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

B is for Bitch, for when telling the alien to leave her alone.

[–] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m sure kids just LOVE learning about the Golden Girls…

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

That's only the start of weird Golden Girls books. There are also these, which I saw today:

G is for Game over man, game over!

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Easy X for this one, "xenomorph."

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Bought my favorite kid's book 10-years ago for $7. Wish I had bought $100 now that they're selling for $44.

https://www.amazon.com/Mommy-Why-There-Server-House/dp/160530641X

Just nabbed this one! Thanks OP!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

That looks like fun! Enjoy!

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Windows jumpscare

[–] norimee@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Most recent review is 8 years old. That it's offered for this price, doesn't mean it sells for it.

If that helps with the regret...

After you generated some traffic to this page, it has gone up to $70 btw.

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 5 points 4 weeks ago

How to scare kids 101

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago

damn you, making me go to walmart

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago

β€œL” is for β€œLet’s rock!!”

Vasquez FTW