Nah, can't be fat.
this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2024
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Conversely, store precious calories while we can?
Should the meme be true, this is the most responsible route. On the flip side, pizza may become scarce, so enjoy it while it lasts.
This is a fucked up choose your-own-adventure game.
Pizza dough is super easy to make.
The hardest part will be securing a cheese source and dairy free cheese source for my wife.
Yeah I'm in the dairy free boat as well. Though sometimes I consider it optional and then hate everything.
She’s allergic, and epipens are still too expensive.
Stay strong, also the less fake cheese you use the better they come out.
Just do drugs
That's good advice tbh
Getting fat now means longer hold out for the start before you need to venture out
Rule #1: Cardio
Speak for yourself.
This is the most pro-capitalism meme I've seen in a while.
Get your pizza from a local pizza farm instead.
thin-crust oven-baked hand-tossed organic gluten-free farm-fresh free-range vegan locally-grown pizza for me, thx
I'm allergic to it 😔
There’s gotta be some greasy comfort food you aren’t allergic to, homie. What about a fat stack of taquitos? Or 20 chicken nuggets all to yourself?
Taquitos are a go. I'm allergic to wheat and cows milk. Basically Italian food is out entirely (tragic I know)
Damn that is such a bummer, I’m sorry. I’m curious though, what would you say is your favorite ‘safe’ food? Seems like eastern cuisine would have lots of options for you.
Yeah many Asian cuisines are great for me (especially the ones with primarily rice/sweet potato noodles). Mexican is also pretty easy.
I'm lucky in that neither allergy is super serious, so I don't have to avoid soy sauce or butter. Milk fucks me up though, and bread/pasta.
Gluten free has also come a long way since I was a kid, and since it's only cows milk I can still eat goat or sheep cheese. Sadly all of that is really expensive in the US for some reason. I was super annoyed when I went to the rural UK and found that goat and sheep cheese was exactly the same price as cow cheese there.
Comfort sushi let's go
Now you're speaking my language 🥢
to what part?
See my other reply
I just watched A Quiet Place Day One last night, and now this pops up on my feed. Is Lemmy tracking my activity?
No, but I am.
I'm on the brink of collapse so I eat crab Rangoon.
(jk I can't afford crab rangoon)
it ain't a bad day if I can have pizza
People gunna be flabbergasted when we still kickin it 30 years from now and eating pizza had no consequences.
This is how I feel about Little Caesars.